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xoxoxoBruce 01-15-2008 02:41 AM

Tats, rather than doing her nails or having a sandwich, during sex.

Cloud 01-15-2008 08:51 AM

prob'ly knits, too.

binky 01-15-2008 06:25 PM

Just wondering is those weights are speeding up what gravity is going to do to her cootch anyway :eek:

monster 01-15-2008 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 424612)
prob'ly knits, too.

with a bit of practice, maybe she could attach yarn to her various weights and use the swinging motion to get a little weaving done?

binky 01-15-2008 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by LabRat (Post 424291)
Ahhh. I wondered if they were all there all the time. That's a lotta crap to jam in your undies, if you wear them.

Thus the need for granny panties

xoxoxoBruce 01-19-2008 06:01 PM

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There are tattooed Grannies... and tattooed grannies.

Cloud 01-19-2008 07:07 PM

tattoo people really don't care about the body shape or size. but they do care about good tattoos, which this lady does not have. Although she's probably been collecting for many years, and tattoos have really improved over the last twenty years.

After a while, it's better to have a whole body plan, than to continue to collect small, unrelated tattoos.

monster 01-19-2008 07:47 PM

Looks like they're done in marker and someone spilled a drinl on her right shoulder

jinx 01-19-2008 08:01 PM

I think the tribal tiger on her left cheek is 'shopped.

xoxoxoBruce 01-19-2008 09:27 PM

The green backpiece makes me wonder if she was an Army Nurse in Vietnam?

Elspode 01-19-2008 10:39 PM

If memory serves me (and it sometimes does...not always), Vladimir Horowitz played Moscow aged 92 years.

Why is it that our societal conventions seem to dictate that we should abandon those things that make us who we are, simply because we age?

I, for one, plan to be a pain in the ass when I'm 90, should I be blessed enough to attain that age. I hope to still play The Beatles at Volume 11 (I may need to, in order to hear them), and chase 90 year old poontang to the best of my limp dicked ability.

The only thing undecorous about being old is *giving the fuck up*.

zippyt 01-19-2008 11:06 PM

as tom petty said " I don't know what I been told ,ya never slow down ya never grow old "

richlevy 01-27-2008 08:07 PM

Well, if you want to see what they look like when they're younger.

Actually, this woman's tattoo reminded me of Cloud's picture.

Cloud 01-27-2008 09:49 PM

except, unfortunately, I never looked like that!

Here's hoping that lady lives to be a tattooed grandmother. Eventually, we all have a chance--they're not meant to come off, you know.

xoxoxoBruce 01-27-2008 09:50 PM

I want to know where that picture was taken.... somebody's cellar?


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