I'm moderately disturbed that this is turning out to be a better thread than some "real" ones I've started.

Arthur Murray

Fonzie! Ayyyyy! Damn, should have thought of that one!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Arthur.

Arthur Who?

Arthur any more threads like this you'd recommend?

"I don't say he's a great man. Willie Loman never made a lot of money. His name was never in the paper. He's not the finest character that ever lived. But he's a human being, and a terrible thing is happening to him. So attention must be paid. He's not to be allowed to fall in his grave like an old dog. Attention, attention must finally be paid to such a person."
- Arthur Miller, Death of a Salesman, Act 1