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Griff 07-09-2008 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 467797)
:lol:

Don't be an ass. :)

Oh, I think its a little late for that. :)

bbro 07-09-2008 09:22 AM

That's good to hear. Always a weight off the shoulders.

BrianR 07-10-2008 07:04 PM

You're gonna LOVE colonoscopy!

Especially the prep beforehand! Make sure you drink the Phospho Soda straight. The flavor is something you don't wanna miss. Oh, and do it in the bathroom too.

Be very sure you have unobstructed access to the bathroom. No, you cannot wait for them to flush. Your OWN bathroom. Take my word for it.

And try to avoid letting them use anything that doesn't allow you to sleep through the whole thing, unless you want to watch the camera's progress on the TV. They'll give you Demerol if you want to watch. Just ask!

barefoot serpent 07-11-2008 09:27 AM

yes --- keep us up-se-dated!

Cicero 07-11-2008 12:19 PM

Ouch!
I am not going to make a butt or poop joke............I'm going to hold it back, for once.
:)
Hope it all comes out ok though!
:(

Elspode 07-12-2008 01:32 AM

Photography from Uranus
 
I am something of an expert on colonoscopy. Well, okay...I've had a few, all of which resulted in the removal of the eponymous organ, anyway.

Good points:
1) You get good drugs
2) You get to see pictures of someplace where you'll never be
3) Did I mention the drugs?

Bad points:
1) Someone shoves something up your ass
2) Not only do they not buy you dinner first, but they insist you don't eat for almost a day beforehand.
3) All of the above

Seriously, don't worry. Parts of me hurt all the time. Its the mileage, babe.


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