There always seems to be more to do than there is time to do it.

but the good news is you can save time looking for your lost keys and wallet if you just remember they are always in the last place you look.

Using SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker is like watching reruns of The Cellar.

Tits!

Do they think I am a loser?

Me too, and I was like....kinky bastard

I wish I bought those white go-go boots

I'm glad I didn't now.
Also that I didn't buy a bed last month.

Procrastination is sometimes healthy.

Do you think toilet paper is tested on lab animals?

If it is, I don't think I want that job.

Those 30s and 40s actresses were so glamorous. I miss watching those old movies.

I wonder why they are just saying they figured out what causes the aurora borealis. I thought they already KNEW.

I just noticed that my new trial bath gel reads:

Shower Gel
Gel de Douche

Well some French to read occasionally is nicer than the always infernal Spanish.

oops. That sounds prejudice.
(randome thought)

I want to bite Pilau's nose. He is of the opinion that this would be a bad thing. I am of the opinion that his nose is made of ham...





[eta] as an aside, I quite often joke with Pilau that I'm going to bite his nose off. I make chomping noises with my mouth and then plant a kiss on the end of his nose. He tries to guard his nose with his paws. It's quite funny, but I suppose you'd have to be there. As soon as he thinks he's got me beat and his nose is fully protected, he goes on the attack and tries to quickly lick my face before I can kiss him on the nose.

I have way too much time on my hands.

Yes but it is clearly written both...adding to the confusion.:p

And Pilau? I am so jealous right now. sigh. I need to go get a dog. A little sweetheart of my own...Trying to live through dana's Pilau experience vicariously from this far away, is for the birds.

Dogs are like kids. Go and visit your friend's/relative's kids/dogs.

Yeah. Bet you any money, Cic you're less jealous of the smell of dog-sick currently emanating from somewhere in my living room. I've cleaned up .....I've disinfected, I've scrubbed and I've 'Shake-n-Vac'ed. I can still smell Pilau sick.