Excellent! LMAO! :thumb2:

Labrat, a pretty young lass
Had a truly magnificent ass:
Not rounded and pink,
As you possibly think-
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass!




*waves to Sundae for the book she sent me :)

ZippyT was a sailor at sea
Who came home drunk as could be
He wound up the clock
With the end of his cock,
And buggered his wife with the key!

Once there was a man named Obama
Who was only brought up by his mama
Knowing he was sent
He ran for President
Never knowing it would cause all this drama!

There was a young lass called Brianna
Who was famed for her plebeian manner
She said "I'm such a cool fox,
I use my Dad's toolbox
And pleasure myself with a spanner!"

Now stop cheating you monkey

hee, hee!

This has been bothering me I am changing this word

Once there was a man named Obama
Who was only brought up by his mama
Dreaming he was sent
He ran for President
Never knowing it would cause all this drama!

That's better. I like that.

Hurricane Gustav is gone
The lives he affected go on
But look out for Hannah
She's a bad mama jama
And Ike is only just spawned