Get a couple of thuggish guys from work to AT LEAST scare the piss out of her, if not kick her in the nuts.

Really, if I weren't concerned about keeping my carbon footprint trim I'd hop on a flight to Oz and do it for you.

I'm ser.

It's not because she's a woman Ducks. You're a woman and you're no trouble (I think). It's because she's a disloyal, sticky fingered, amoral cunt.

Don't worry. Karma knows.

Ducks, we know why you really want us to "give you 11 blokes".

That'd last you almost two weeks.

Seriously, just make sure you get your side of the story out into the towns gossip channels before she does. And keep following it up.

And don't forget to mention that she has VD

I'm tempted to kick her in the cunt

You could start the rumour that she practices hairstyles on her own pubes

Meh, that would probably get her more clients around here

ah.

you know, if you kick her in the cunt, you'll probably have to replace those shoes with a nice new pair..... seems like the best answer all round.

That moster... always thinkin'....

Tell that skanky thief she needs to go immediately--sounds like she's very manipulative and poisonous. You don't need that crap, Ducks.

(waves hi! @ fellow stapler-thrower. 'cept I never throw them at people. that would be rude!)

good riddance to bad rubbish. You should fire her before she quits.

Oh, I throw them at the guys I work with...they deserve it!

I went down to fire her, but she quit.

hehe...the shopping centre gossip asked me what was going on....I felt it was my duty to inform her :)

Now, are you going to de-escalate the "security measures"? You don't want to punish the rest of the (innocent) crew, now that the bad apple is gone.

I wouldn't - consider it preventative measure for the future.