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capnhowdy 02-05-2009 06:10 AM

One of those rare occasions where someone CHOOSES to be a freak.

wolf 02-05-2009 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 530804)
One of those rare occasions where someone CHOOSES to be a freak.

That's really not all that rare.

This woman's particular methodology, yeah, rare, but overall, no.

Trust me on this.

LabRat 02-05-2009 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Razzmatazz13 (Post 530624)
Do you have the link to the galleries? I tried to find more photos of her, and failed :(
PS: ick. :headshake

I hate to give her even more press...but here you go..

There is a video too, but it is in Brazilian. At least you can see her walking around with those things. And about 1/3 of the way through there are people poking them, lol.


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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 530780)
I thought that Guinness had started a policy of not taking records in stupidly dangerous categories?

Not American, Brazialian. From her website:

Quote:

Sheyla takes her craft seriously in that she has had over 18 plastic surgeries, mostly to her breast, but also her nose, lips and buttocks. She is currently at a breast size of KKK. For this, she has been awarded with the Brazilian equivalent of the Guinness Book of World records award.
Good to know she takes this seriously. I mean, what a waste if it was all just in fun.

chrisinhouston 02-05-2009 12:53 PM

Brings back memories of this song:

Boobs A Lot
By The Fugs

Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Really like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Down in the locker room,
Just three boys,
Beatin' down the locker room
With all that noise,


Singin' do you like boobs a lot?
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(Got to wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

Well, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,

So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along

Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

They're big and round,
They're all around.
They're big and round,
They're all around.

wolf 02-05-2009 01:01 PM




Sheldonrs 02-05-2009 01:17 PM

I LOVE Rusty Warren! I have one of her albums in my iPod.
I wrote her an e-mail a little over a year ago and she actually answered it! She's retired and living in Hawaii.

wolf 02-05-2009 01:20 PM

I started thinking about her as soon as I saw the insane tit woman thread.

wolf 02-05-2009 01:22 PM

You know, this thread could have been titled

No Discipline of the Boobie Variety

Cicero 02-05-2009 02:01 PM

I want to see this lady running. Out on a jog....I wonder if she has to duct tape them to exercise?

wolf 02-05-2009 02:16 PM

I doubt that she engages in much physical activity that involves standing.

Except for standing up afterwards.

lumberjim 02-05-2009 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 530927)
I want to see this lady running. Out on a jog....I wonder if she has to duct tape them to exercise?

big boob tennis?

NSFW!

Nirvana 02-05-2009 03:22 PM

Thank goodness there are ladies that make my boobs look small! ;) What a nightmare! That's insane to pay for that torture!

Radar 02-05-2009 08:38 PM

I'm repulsed by fake tits in general, but the women who turn themselves into cartoons are seriously mentally and physically damaged. I highly doubt they nerves reach that far so she can't feel good when you touch them and might not feel anything. It's like surgically attaching a Volkswagen bug to your back.

It's not attractive (except to nutjobs), it's not healthy, it's not practical, and it's not anything to be proud of.

My wife, being from Southeast Asia, doesn't have very large breasts. A lot of Vietnamese women who come to America get breast enhancements to a C cup at the most. My wife asked me if she should get one. I told her she can only get breast implants if she gets them on her back. Otherwise, I'd divorce her.

I like my wife the way she is. If she gets breast implants, they aren't for me. She's looking to upgrade in the husband department.

classicman 02-05-2009 08:50 PM

I think enhanced breasts can be very well done or look like 2 melons mounted on a board. There are examples of some very fine work here on teh cellar. Personally, I prefer much smaller ones. What this woman did is just ridiculous.
I cannot say what the feel of the others is like, nor what the woman feels as I have zero experience with them. I think thats a personal choice. Only a woman with them could answer that.

morethanpretty 02-05-2009 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar (Post 530993)
I'm repulsed by fake tits in general, but the women who turn themselves into cartoons are seriously mentally and physically damaged. I highly doubt they nerves reach that far so she can't feel good when you touch them and might not feel anything. It's like surgically attaching a Volkswagen bug to your back.

It's not attractive (except to nutjobs), it's not healthy, it's not practical, and it's not anything to be proud of.

My wife, being from Southeast Asia, doesn't have very large breasts. A lot of Vietnamese women who come to America get breast enhancements to a C cup at the most. My wife asked me if she should get one. I told her she can only get breast implants if she gets them on her back. Otherwise, I'd divorce her.

I like my wife the way she is. If she gets breast implants, they aren't for me. She's looking to upgrade in the husband department.

If she can then she sure as hell should. Why the fuck would you expect her to settle for you, when apparently even you thinks its possible for her to upgrade?


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