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Apparently, if you stand too far forward of the white line at a railway platform, there's a danger you could get sucked off...

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::shuffles forward::

but . . .what was that last item, Loretta?

Never ask a woman "When's the baby due" until you are sure that she is in fact pregnant.:headshake

I have made that mistake. It was ugly and I felt bad since she was a friend.

Offer is void where prohibited by law and good taste, except in Nebraska.

Well the fact that you're still alive proves that she was a friend.


Otherwise....

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Do not look in laser with remaining eye. :eyeball:

Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.

Save. Save regularly. Back up data. Back it up regularly.

Never eat at a restaurant next to an animal hospital.

Never get a credit card from a company based in South Dakota (good luck with that).

Never use an animal hospital next to a restaurant.

Don't kill nothing that don't need killing.