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If she has blessings to bestow, perhaps she could bless me.
What's that? I'm already blessed with beauty, brains and boobies? You're right. She can stick her spiritual sort of blessings up her blessed arse. |
I believe someone said "forgive 70 times unto 7" so that equal to 490 times to be forgiven. I probably ran out of forgiveness in my mid-twenties.
anyway - have a blessed day. |
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Would you have felt better, LJ, if she'd said "Blessed be"?
At least you'd have known she was a Pagan. Of course, Pagans virtually never say anything like that to someone unless they know them to be Pagan. Pagans are the worst proselytizers on the planet. This is probably due to the fact that we don't get J&C Salvation Stamps with each blessing. |
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I'm fucking tempted to post her phone number so you can hear it yourself. PM me. damn. |
Oh, hey, I hate that shit, too. I wasn't disagreeing with you at all.
The best thought I can come up with in these cases is something like, "At least she didn't tell me to go fuck myself". |
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Don't mind me, kids. I've got my cynical shoes on. Oh, what color are they? Jade! |
You jade!!!
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New Orleans football calendar?
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Assuming that the woman is not a hypocrite, believes in someone/something with the power to bless, and wants you to have this blessing, I can't see why anyone would be offended.
Is it that it comes in a religious context? Can't you accept it in the spirit it is given? Should anyone here be offended when Jim uses 'cock' in a message? Doesn't he expect us to take it in the spirit it was intended? I don't understand all this anger over something that seems well-intentioned. |
I am a cynical jade. The "blessed day" smacks of Christianity to me.
Call me what you will but I am nothing if not sincere when I curse you. (and, truly I say, I curse none) I just don't want a certain diety's blessing...so shoot me. or hang me...or make me do the "if she weighs the same as a duck..." thing. oh, I WISH i weighed the same as a duck.... eta: when jim uses 'cock' in a message, i know he REALLY means it. saying "have a blessed day" is like saying "have a good day!" cliche, cliche, cliche, and LAZY. Like, "I'm all saved and good and going to heaven and shit coz I blessed everyone!" yeah. some people don't NEED blessings. they need something else. |
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