Flirting is way better because there is no disappointment that he can't finish the job.

Then logic would hold that sex is infinitely better when your with the right "he"

Flirting is better than sex, because...

Nothing is better than sex.
Flirting is better than nothing.
Therefore, flirting is better than sex.

QED.

Sex is better than flirting because you can eat your partners and have them too.

hahaha like cake.


Flirting is better because it makes the sex much more anticipated.

Sex is better because it gives you enough energy to get up and get that load of laundry in you've been meaning to get to for three days.

flirting is better because you look so freaking hot in that cream colored silk blouse with your hair up like that....and that one strand that's gotten away from that severe bun..... and those glasses down at the end of your nose that you're peering over while you roll that clear bic ballpoint pen back and forth over your lower lip like that...... I can't even believe your husband let you out of the house looking like that.....with that blue polyester skirt and those sensible shoes.......

My books are late, I'm afraid. be gentle with me.

Sex is better coz LJ wouldnt be saying dribble like ^^ that whilst rooting.....oh wait....jinx?

Flirting is better because if you do it over the phone, it is still real flirting.

Sex is better because you don't have to be with a good listener.

Flirting is better 'cause you can do it
- with five different partners
- in the space of fifteen minutes time
- as you're leaving church
- they all know about each other
- and they think you're a great guy for doing it.

Sex... ever try to flirt with a cadaver?

pegged the skeeve o meter with that one, champ

Leave me out of this.

Bit close to the bones eh sleeve? :P