Exactly: self-indulgent, easily replicated, a few decent lines. Eh...

eh - there's enough crap going on in the world without having to read about her self absorbed bullshit - - -
it rhymed,
some of the time,
I gotta give her that,
but she took it all back.
I really don't care
given neither or both?
I'd rather be spared.

Because he was afraid Barney Fife would ticket him for jaywalking.

Because he was afraid Gomer would make a citizen's arrest.

...because it was too chicken.

If it'd been less chicken (and more dog for example) it probably would have crossed the road, but it wasn't, so it stayed on this side. :)

Because it was at Jinx's/Jims house eatin veggie tacos and drinkin corona - would you have left just to cross the stinkin road?

Oh thats the second time tacos have come up. I want a taco...I really want a taco...

Damnit, do I have to change my signature line?