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jinx 10-26-2009 08:46 PM

Ours are mighty-mite, mite, and midget - I just like to say peewee.

Cloud 10-26-2009 08:47 PM

read the article--it's scary.

monster 10-26-2009 08:49 PM

What's manly about inviting brain damage?

Cloud 10-26-2009 08:50 PM

nothing. don't let your kids grow up to be footballers.

monster 10-26-2009 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 603530)
read the article--it's scaremongering.

fixed that for you.

Imagine an article written in the same style about people driving cars and getting in crashes.

monster 10-26-2009 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 603533)
nothing. don't let your kids grow up to be footballers.

sure-fire way to get a footballer is to ban them from playing, I reckon :lol: Everyone told me the last thing I wanted was a hockey player... but I got one. Sure, I'm worried about his teeth and brains and limbs, but if I stop him rather than support him, the damage mey be even less fixable.

Cloud 10-26-2009 09:00 PM

Quote:

Imagine an article written in the same style about people driving cars and getting in crashes.
we need something like that. so much uproar over little things, when we are wilfully blind about a practice that kills thousands of people every day.

monster 10-26-2009 09:02 PM

there are plenty of articles like that. We just ignore them because we have to to continue our everyday lives with some shred of sanity.

ZenGum 10-26-2009 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 603535)
Sure, I'm worried about his teeth and brains and limbs, but if I stop him rather than support him, the damage mey be even less fixable.

Limbs heal. Teeth are replacable. Only brain and spine are really crucial and vulnerable. Helmets help.

I think your management strategy is wise.

monster 10-26-2009 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 603561)
I think your management strategy is wise.


thanks ...but you wander off in the bush alone. Now that is manly, but.......

(and we really need a pic)

ZenGum 10-26-2009 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 603532)
What's manly about inviting brain damage?

Football is carefully designed so that the damage only occurs to parts of the brain related to feelings, hygiene and dress sense. How much more manly do you want?

xoxoxoBruce 10-27-2009 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 603572)
thanks ...but you wander off in the bush alone. Now that is manly, but.......

No, manly is taking a bulldozer, or better yet a tank, and taming that damn wilderness. :haha:

lookout123 10-27-2009 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 603447)
oh fuck, lookout. how about a broken bone gore douchechill warning on that!?

Sorry, didn't even think about it. You did watch the good clips though, right?

TheMercenary 10-27-2009 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 603572)
thanks ...but you wander off in the bush alone. Now that is manly, but.......

(and we really need a pic)

You could always fall back on this...

http://www.irb.com/

Spexxvet 10-28-2009 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 603422)
...I'm liking the hockey, though. Although it's a little "white".
...

Old time hockey was the best!


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