There's nothing wrong with Classicman that couldn't be fixed by a roll in the hay with Hillary Clinton.

there is nothing wrong with Spexxvet that corrective lenses and a week at a lighthouse couldn't fix.

There is nothing wrong with Brianna that a banana daiquiri couldn't fix

There's nothing wrong with toranokaze that couldn't be fixed by...mink-lined underwear, hooka, and a big goofy grin.

There's nothing wrogn with bluecuracao that couldn't be fixed by being thrown a frickin bone!

There's nothing wrong with Limey that an East wind up her catflap couldn't sort out.

There is nothing wrong with Sundae that a summer in middle-America with Big Sarge wouldn't resolve.

There is nothing wrong with Griff that couldn't be fixed with a special white jacket and a good thrust.

There is nothing wrong with Mon that can't be fixed with a ceramics class and a 6 pack!~

You could eat haggis from a bowl, but it is usually served on a plate. Accompanied with tatties, neeps, and a suitable meat course, like, erm, "lamb."

There is nothing wrong with UG that couldn't be fixed by a good colonic treatment. ;)

There's nothing wrong with Ali that can't be adjusted by a few big hunks of mango, smothered in melted dark chocolate. And a baby otter to look at.

Oo, can I look at the otter too?

("See you later, Irrigator!")

No, you're not ready for the otter.

There's nothing wrong with UG that can't be fixed by a feedbag full of tasty pot brownies and a subscription to Mother Jones magazine.

There's nothing wrong with bluecuracao that couldn't be fixed with a quick spin in a blender with some crushed ice and sprite.