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Undertoad 10-01-2002 04:15 PM

Re: Beauty is in the mind, I guess
 
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The Cadillac, eh. It makes a statement.
"The front of my house has columns, even though they're structurally unnecessary."

43% Burnt 10-01-2002 11:19 PM

The caddy CTS looks awesome IMO.
Now the ASSTEK on the other hand...

Griff 10-02-2002 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 43% Burnt
The caddy CTS looks awesome IMO.
Now the ASSTEK on the other hand...

Thats why they design different cars, theres no accounting for taste. :) Watched the ball game last night, it seems Subaru is slapping the goofy panels (ala avalanche) on one of their rigs. I like the idea of protecting the fenders etc... but their execution? After seeing everbodies pet ugly, I'm thinking Aztec gets the the award for cars presently in production.

Nothing But Net 10-03-2002 09:00 PM

This atrocity must surely have a place in automobile hell reserved for it...
 
<img src="http://wwwi.reuters.com/images/2002-10-03T150732Z_01_GALAXY-DC-MDF119959_RTRIDSP_2_NEWS-IRAQ-GERMANY-USA-DC.jpg">

Hubris Boy 10-04-2002 12:39 AM

Looks like an old East German-made Wartburg painted up to celebrate German reunification. Kinda spiffy. I like the picture of the Brandenburg Gate over the windshield, and the obsolete BRD and DDR vehicle IDs surmounted by the new, reunified "D". Lots of symbolism on that car, if you know where to look for it.

Nic Name 10-04-2002 12:47 AM

I think it's an East German Trabant.

and so is this classic ...

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?s=&...ghlight=frozen

Nic Name 10-04-2002 01:03 AM

Pontiac Asstent
 
http://www.autopictures.com/aztec/pictures/006.jpg

was inspired by the Trabant.

http://home.clara.net/peterfrost/p60rt3.jpg

Nic Name 10-05-2002 12:35 AM

The Amphicar is ugly and sometimes it leaks but, generally, it floats better than a Suzuki.

Griff 10-05-2002 09:37 AM

I know a guy who had an Amphicar. When he lived in Boston he used to slip into the Charles to beat the traffic, very cool.

perth 10-09-2002 02:47 PM

http://www.molestedcars.com/

~james

Urbane Guerrilla 10-23-2002 01:31 PM

What? No Avantis?
 
What's up with that? That's a lapse, people!

Griff 10-23-2002 02:44 PM

fascinating history ugly car

headsplice 10-30-2002 11:06 AM

I'm suprised that no one has mentioned the SMART car. I especially like how the frame ("tridion safety cell" ????) prevents it from becoming "more compact." Hee hee. Not possible at all.

perth 10-30-2002 11:12 AM

ugh. does that even count as a car? it would look fine, i suppose, on a golf course.

~james

perth 10-30-2002 05:40 PM

not sure this qualifies as a car either, but its ugly as fuck.

~james


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