snort!

My ex told me about a crazy relative of his, an old batty bitty I think, who stood up during a wedding and started singing "Here comes the bride, big fat and wide." :eek:

:lol: :lol:

Traditional sources:
Nuts & seeds
Pulses (lentils, dals)
Dried beans
Tofu
Grains

These days, they can also use meat-substitutes like Seitan, TVP and Quorn. My mother would never touch such things; something vegan that's meant to be kinda-meat-like would freak her out completely.

Like something from "Amarcord"
It can be very funny if it's not you. Not sure how that joke might fit in during a wedding reception unless we were revisiting the bride or groom's past. Even more funny that something about the couple reminded her of that joke...

Oh, it was worse than that. It was more along the lines of, "Thish place is too serious! Listen, listen, I'mma tell y'all a joke..."

If you are what you eat, then I'm a vegetarian.