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Gravdigr 04-14-2010 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 648341)
such pressure....

1. When you dance, do you really dance?
I dance like Elaine Benes.

2. Pronounce "My Dixie Wrecked" to anyone in the room
Hey you! My dick's erect.

3. What weighs more, 40 lbs of feathers or my heid?
Your heid, cuz it's dirty.

4. How do you spell spigot?
With a q, but no u.

5. what color is the number 2?
Chartreuse.

6. hotdog: Ketchup or Mustard?
Country Bob's and onions.

7. silver, wet, rusty
A refrigerator?

8. What is the best thing you could ever eat for breakfast?
Country ham, fried eggs, grits, toast, and maybe some hash browns.

9. What's that on your desk?
It's a phone, what the hell does it look like?

10. high five!
Yay!

Gravdigr 04-14-2010 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 648635)
7. silver, wet, rusty
Ewwww, is that your cockring?!
.
Greatest quiz answer evah!:lol2:

Spexxvet 04-14-2010 05:39 PM
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1. When you dance, do you really dance?
No. Imagine a spastic doughnut addict just getting off the tilt-a-whirl.

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2. Pronounce "My Dixie Wrecked" to anyone in the room
Heywood Jublowmee

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3. What weighs more, 40 lbs of feathers or my heid?
Your heid

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4. How do you spell spigot?
f-a-u-c-e-t

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5. what color is the number 2?
poop brown

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6. hotdog: Ketchup or Mustard?
mustard and relish

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7.silver, wet, rusty
Not again!

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8. What is the best thing you could ever eat for breakfast?
Zoey Deschanel

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9. What's that on your desk?
That? Uh, it's a uh... gold bar. Yeah, that's what it is.

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10. high five!
Here's your change

Trilby 04-14-2010 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 648697)
Greatest quiz answer evah!:lol2:
agreed.

Pete Zicato 04-15-2010 01:37 PM
Hmmm. LovelyMaria hasn't been back since she posted this a couple of days ago.

lumberjim 04-15-2010 01:42 PM
this is not a surprise

Sundae 04-15-2010 01:47 PM
Yeah, but Sexobon is still around and a decent poster. I'd never have predicted that.

It's just the name, just the name.

Trilby 04-15-2010 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 649069)
Yeah, but Sexobon is still around and a decent poster. I'd never have predicted that.
How could you not have predicted that someone named after a giant cinnamon roll wouldn't "stick" around?

DanaC 04-15-2010 02:15 PM
Yehbut ... Sexobon's an old dwellar wearing a new hat.

Sundae 04-15-2010 02:17 PM
A little dicky bird just made me aware of that.
I'm such a plum.

His fault though (sexobon I mean).
You can't put SEX in front and expect me to read the end of the word! That's like putting a McDonalds in front of a bulimic and asking her to notice the pattern of the sesame seeds!

DanaC 04-15-2010 02:26 PM
They're in a spiral pattern right? Oh please say they are.

Sundae 04-15-2010 02:34 PM
They look like Jebus.

Shawnee123 04-15-2010 02:36 PM
Mine look like the Virgin Marry.

:lol:

DanaC 04-15-2010 03:28 PM
Oy! Virgin ... *points to a church* marry!

monster 04-15-2010 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 649102)
Mine looks like the Virgin Mary's.

:lol:
orly?


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