I wouldn't apophallate you with somebody else's mouth.

Is that like, 'I wouldn't piss down your throat if your heart was on fire?'

a little, only better.

Her complexion was a chips n dip smorgasbord

I wouldn't fuck her with a borrowed dick.

Reminded me of dozens from 'Full Metal Jacket'!

A couple leap to mind:

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman] You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece. [/Gunnery Sgt. Hartman]

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman] Your ass looks like a hundred and fifty pounds of chewed bubble gum. [/Gunnery Sgt. Hartman]

I had to look that up. Stop making me learn stuff.:meanface:

Shoulda a read the slug thread.


I don't care what your problem is, but I bet it's in DSM IV.

You don't BELONG in a Rolodex.