Have you ever:
Received a standing ovation? N
Given a eulogy? Y; If reading a passage at my dad's service counts
Hosted a party people still talk about? Y
Masturbared in your workplace? N EWWW!
Kissed a dead body? Y (mom)
Had a song or poem written about you? I hope not
Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry? N
Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? sorta
Failed a driving test? N
Had a coldsore? Y
Been given money by a complete stranger? cash money? no. checks, yeah
Cried in a supermarket? Undoubtedly--I cry everywhere.

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass - No to the sun, but yes to the moon
2. Been caught screwing in the car - No, but I should have been
3. Been asked to leave a bar - No
4. Been physically removed from a bar - No
5. Outran the police in a car - No
6. Outran the police on foot - Yes, from a cemetary on Halloween
7. Passed out drunk in a public place - No
8. Driven a car over 100 mph - OMG NO
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet - No and Never Will
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime - No
11. Seen Elvis live in concert - No, but I just saw Elton
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert - No and wouldn't
13. Touched a hummingbird - No
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken - No
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head - Yes, after I fell on it
16. Served a jail sentence - Does drunk tank time count?
17. Served a prison sentence - NO
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight - No, but yes to broad moonlight
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend - No
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size - Someone half my size would only be 2 1/2 feet, so No

1. Set on fire Y; set myself on fire
2. Jumped from a moving car N
3. Had a knife pull on you N
4. Make something that has never been made before Y
5. Met a band N
6. Crowed surfed N
7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon N--lakes and ocean, yes
8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scars Y big time
9. Worked for 72 hours straight N
10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air. N!
11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulp N (makes me ralfy just thinking about it)
12. Eaten an endangered animal N
13. Cut down a tree N
14. Worked 80+ hours a week not sure
15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameter N
16. Interviewed by the news N
17. Jumped off a roof N
18. Shot a gun inside a house N
19. Had sex in every room of a house in one night N; but sounds like fun!
20. Had a nearly perfect day. Y

So, how many five year olds can you take in a fight then?
I can take 30.

1. Felt the sun shining on your bare ass Y
2. Been caught screwing in the car N
3. Been asked to leave a bar N
4. Been physically removed from a bar N
5. Outran the police in a car N
6. Outran the police on foot Y
7. Passed out drunk in a public place N
8. Driven a car over 100 mph N
9. Jumped a motorcycle more than thirty feet N
10. Been fired from a job for screwing around on your boss' dime N
11. Seen Elvis live in concert N
12. Seen Jimmy Buffett live in concert N
13. Touched a hummingbird N
14. Been flogged by a rooster/chicken N
15. Been knocked out cold by a blow to the head Y
16. Served a jail sentence Y
17. Served a prison sentence N
18. Had sex outside in broad daylight Y
19. Had a physical altercation with your best friend N
20. Had your ass handed to you by someone literally half your size N

1. (been?) Set on fire n
2. Jumped from a moving car y
3. Had a knife pull on you y
4. Make something that has never been made before y
5. Met a band (known band?) n
6. Crowed surfed n
7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon y
8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scars y
9. Worked for 72 hours straight n
10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air. f n!
11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulp heheh, n.
12. Eaten an endangered animal n
13. Cut down a tree hundreds
14. Worked 80+ hours a week y, but not too many weeks running
15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameter uh, n.
16. Interviewed by the news n, but i've been on the news a time or two...
17. Jumped off a roof y
18. Shot a gun inside a house y, well, it went off, I didn't shoot it
19. Had sex in every room of a house in one night y
20. Had a nearly perfect day. kinda

1. Set on fire - Y
2. Jumped from a moving car - Y
3. Had a knife pull on you -Not seriously
4. Make something that has never been made before - N
5. Met a band - Y
6. Crowed surfed -N
7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon - N
8. Received more than one nonsurgical physical scars - Y
9. Worked for 72 hours straight - N
10. Walked a 2 inch beam over 30 feet in the air - N
11. Drank 8oz of Tequila in one gulp - N
12. Eaten an endangered animal - N
13. Cut down a tree - N
14. Worked 80+ hours a week - Oh yes!
15. Eaten a chicken fried steak that is on foot in diameter - N
16. Interviewed by the news - Y
17. Jumped off a roof - Y if shed roof counts
18. Shot a gun inside a house - Never even held a real gun
19. Had sex in every room of a house in one night - N
20. Had a nearly perfect day - YES :)

3. Had a knife pull on you More like brandished; Yes, in the stands at Sheffield United FC. I was 14.
4. Make something that has never been made before Y
5. Met a band Chris Isaak, Julian Cope, the Church, Mike Mills of REM, Sammy of the BoDeans, Poco, more
7. Seen a river by the light of the full moon Susquehanna
13. Cut down a tree Y
14. Worked 80+ hours a week IT is a bitch, bosses suck

Received a standing ovation? Yes - but always in plays, never music or emceeing
Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? Does the ultrasound event count?
Cried in a supermarket? No - strangely because I worked for a supermarket chain for two years, and am often a Sensitive Guy (TM)