I think this explains all of the problems with the Elephant and Castle grub (er ... culinary services ...) ...

ETA ...
Nope. "Salad"? We don't do "salad". Not in a pub. Not reely.

You can get salad in a pub. It's that little sprig of flowery looking lettuce, slice of cucumber and two cherry tomatoes, that sits at the side of the real food :P

I put the summer salads on ignore -I figured they were just trolling that menu...

Smoky Mountain Rain

;) Missing something if we don't throw this into the mix:

(so not live and why does he look like Randy Travis with a bad hat?)

But I'll still sing you love songs, written in the letters of your name.
And brave the storm to come, for it surely looks like rain

Jann Arden - It Looks Like Rain
I sing this when I am drunk