That's why I like the Forever Stamps.

Which is kind of funny. You'd have to buy a lifetime supply, but you'll mis-figure, and one day, when you're old and gray, you'll use your last Forever Stamp. Next stamp you buy will cost you $20.34! :eek:

By the time I'm old and gray, I'll get in my flying car and hover down to the nearest teleportation station, if I can still find my glasses.

That's the only kind I buy as well. After watching them climb up to non-rounded numbers for so many years it is like buying a little insurance for the current investment. We buy them 50 to 100 at a time.

The bigger question is when is the gobberment going to try to tax email.

We have delivery Monday to Friday. Life goes on. That's two days a week when you won't get any bills.

Won't get any of bill's what?

To the person who has bills to pay, please give it back, bill's head is cold.

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