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xoxoxoBruce 10-04-2010 11:06 PM

favourite

footfootfoot 10-05-2010 08:01 AM

An advertiser I have to deal with occasionally has a persistent habit of using "array" incorrectly and it really gets up my nose. She should be using "assortment" or "selection"

As in "We offer a wide selection of soups" rather than "We offer a wide array of soups" (Maybe to go with their phalanx of sanwiches)

Shawnee123 10-05-2010 08:23 AM

Heh...I have a friend who says she was all "misconstrued" at work. No, she wasn't misunderstood, she was exasperated. :lol:

monster 10-05-2010 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 686515)
An advertiser I have to deal with occasionally has a persistent habit of using "array" incorrectly and it really gets up my nose. She should be using "assortment" or "selection"

As in "We offer a wide selection of soups" rather than "We offer a wide array of soups" (Maybe to go with their phalanx of sanwiches)

Do you think their business is impacted by that?

Or perhaps there's more to it than you think? Maybe each soup's position on the menu is dictated by their spiciness and calorific content?

Shawnee123 10-05-2010 10:34 AM

Everybody loves arrayment.

footfootfoot 10-05-2010 10:44 AM

ouch, Shawnee, that's gonna leave a mark.

Monster, As far as I can tell the soups are not even narrowly arrayed, I'm pretty sure they are all stacked in rubbermade containers in the fridge waiting to be taken out and heated upon demand. Or possibly on command. But who can be ensured?

Happy Monkey 10-05-2010 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 686433)
I can't think of any for myself at the moment, but I hear "moist" is pretty unpopular.

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 686439)
Even when applied to Brownies?

Not sure, but in the first hit in this Google search, one person does make an exception for cake.

monster 10-05-2010 10:49 AM

Yebbut, they offer the soups on the menu :p

Do you think I'm getting a little effected here?

Shawnee, go to your room and think about what you just said. No toys.

monster 10-05-2010 10:50 AM

puerile

footfootfoot 10-05-2010 10:53 AM

Ahhh, I think I see. Maybe they are offering soups which are widely arrayed for you after you order them.

"Yes, I'd like the soups, widely arrayed, for starters..."

monster 10-05-2010 10:58 AM

I'll take the column three, row two.....

Shawnee123 10-07-2010 02:05 PM

comptroller

Somebody made that shit up.

xoxoxoBruce 10-07-2010 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 686515)
As in "We offer a wide selection of soups" rather than "We offer a wide array of soups" (Maybe to go with their phalanx of sanwiches)

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 686621)
Or perhaps there's more to it than you think?

If they say selection, the message is select which ones you want.
If they say array, the message is you gotta buy them all, or you fail.


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