A Little lotion for the Motion !!!!:D:cool:

Well there's the problem. What the hell are you doing eating cookies when you're supposed to be having a fuck? Men can't multi-task. No wonder it's taking him so long to fire the spuzz-cannon into the orgasm chasm.

Not to mention all the crumbs that get in the bed. Maybe you're right, should keep the cookies out of the sex.


Things are going OK, 'cept I kinda got annoyed with him and called him dumb. We have a slight difference in intelligence. He is very good mechanically ect, and I'm much more academic. He has a tendency to say shit like "what does it even matter" when I'm on a long winded rant....that really really pisses me off. It'd be like me telling him the spark plugs or something don't matter. He just gets bored with what I'm talking about and can't follow. For example: the other day he thought the US civil war was only the 13colonies, and that the Civil War occurred BEFORE the Texas revolution....*sigh*

What does it even matter?

Someone needs to explain to him the beauty of the all encompassing
"Yes, dear."
:3eye:

HLJ, I'm just a very aggressive debater, some might even say a master.
I just like to have people who're on my level when it comes to politics, history, and science. I don't mind him not being on my level, but I do mind him not trying or not being interested in it.

Like you're interested in his stuff?

Wait, let's backtrack. So when you get older your stamina increases?

...yes....
<<tiger woods fistpump>>

I listen to him and comment, try to understand. I'm coming from zero knowledge in cars, but I never tell him "it doesn't matter" or say "why is that even important." I practice the art of "yes dear" very well. Its hard when about 70% of what I'm passionate about, he has no interest or knowledge of.