Ok some have way too much time...
 

I've done some of the intricate pumpkin carving, took pics, lost them a couple of computer crashes ago, naturally.

My two masterworks were Cartman and Edvard Munch's The Scream.

Top 5 Reasons Why Trick or Treating is Better than Sex

5. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

4. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

3. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.

2. If you wear your Batman mask, no-one thinks you're kinky.

1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!