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Gravdigr 11-04-2010 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 692672)
You must be a white christian heterosexual who doesn't masturbate and believes there are mice out there with fully functioning human brains.]

If there were mice out there with fully-functioning human brains, they would masturbate.:jagoff:

Happy Monkey 11-04-2010 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 692604)
touché

However...it gets harder to justify the arrogant dismissal of 100,000 thinking, feeling human beings as "ignorant" ...

You do not appear to be taking into account the primaries.

spudcon 11-04-2010 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 692770)
If there were mice out there with fully-functioning human brains, they would masturbate.:jagoff:

I would guess that there are mice out there that masturbate without the human brain to help them. They manage to survive as owl food just fine.

Flint 11-04-2010 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 692790)
You do not appear to be taking into account the primaries.

I didn't forget, I was just hoping you wouldn't notice. You're like a whack-a-mole.

Trilby 11-05-2010 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by spudcon (Post 692810)
I would guess that there are mice out there that masturbate without the human brain to help them. They manage to survive as owl food just fine.

so... the mice who don't masturbate live long and prosper?

morethanpretty 11-05-2010 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by spudcon (Post 692810)
I would guess that there are mice out there that masturbate without the human brain to help them. They manage to survive as owl food just fine.

Do you mean reproduce? If so, masturbating would not be helping them...

Spexxvet 11-05-2010 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 692723)
FYI: I didn't read your post, since you obviously didn't read mine.

Fuck you.

morethanpretty 11-05-2010 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 692849)
Fuck you.

I think there was just a misunderstanding between you two. Please don't fight. :sniff:

spudcon 11-05-2010 08:32 AM

What I meant was, it doesn't matter whether a mouse masturbates, or has a human brain, his function is to be close to the bottom of the food chain.

xoxoxoBruce 11-05-2010 09:30 AM

His function? Not if he was smart enough to develop the right defenses.

morethanpretty 11-05-2010 09:49 AM

Who the fuck are you to tell a mouse what his/her function is?

They have lots of functions, and are very important. Their importance is actually increased due to their position in the food chain. You have not even the slightest grasp on ecology.

classicman 11-05-2010 10:37 AM

BUT, Are they as important as the Horseshoe crab?

:stickpoke

morethanpretty 11-05-2010 10:39 AM

Hmm, good question classic. They are in different ecosystems though, so it would be hard to do an exact side to side comparison.

classicman 11-05-2010 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 692587)
But he's not a witch.

He isn't smart enough.:neutral:

Spexxvet 11-05-2010 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 692882)
BUT, Are they as important as the Horseshoe crab?

:stickpoke

No way.

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The horseshoe crab plays a vital, if little-known, role in the life of anyone who has received an injectable medication. An extract of the horseshoe crab's blood is used by the pharmaceutical and medical device industries to ensure that their products, e.g., intravenous drugs, vaccines, and medical devices, are free of bacterial contamination. No other test works as easily or reliably for this purpose. Read below for more detail.
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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 692885)
He isn't smart enough.:neutral:

Nope, just another dumb black guy.:right:


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