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Trilby 04-15-2011 12:44 PM

I know it's uncool to say so - but I don't think Olivia Munn is funny. Or has any talent.

lookout123 04-15-2011 12:44 PM

I have no idea who she is beyond a chick who sat on that awesome chair.

bluecuracao 04-15-2011 10:47 PM

[quote=Spexxvet;722935]Bouncer
http://www.bouncersecurity.com/wp-co...bysbouncer.jpg

Hey, I know that guy. He's worked security at 9:30 Club for like, forever.

monster 04-15-2011 10:53 PM

I think wolf would make a great hockey goalie.....

Urbane Guerrilla 04-16-2011 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 723088)
I got stuck in traffic and came up with:


school bus driver
tree sturgeon
cow orker
midwife
vacuum cleaner sales
mormon
Brazilian waxer
teen pop sensation
revolving door attendant
Disney hostess

Motor vehicle impersonator (helping people walk through the drive-throughs)
French Benefit

TheMercenary 04-16-2011 08:43 AM

How about just going solo and start your own personal counseling business?

Undertoad 04-16-2011 11:33 AM

Just identify nuts on the street! "There's one... there's one..."

zippyt 04-16-2011 11:37 AM

dont forget the butterfly net !!

TheMercenary 04-17-2011 08:51 PM

People will pay you a lot of money to listen to their shit problems... or you could just start your own....

toranokaze 04-19-2011 01:12 PM

You could be a gravedigger, a telemarketer, a pastry chef, a dog walker, the SEC is looking for people if you have a math background or a cpa. The army is looking for civilians too.

O don't forget life coach

monster 04-19-2011 02:12 PM

Lady-in-Waiting to Princess Catherine
Easter Egg roller at the White House
Apostrophe Bomber
Shark feeder
Shark Jumper
Dolphin Questioner

morethanpretty 04-27-2011 11:13 PM

C'mon, stop being lazy people! She still needs a new career. Wolf, you want to run security for my porn company? Or if you want a different position...

BrianR 04-28-2011 09:23 AM

We're always hiring... ;)

Nirvana 04-28-2011 09:26 AM

Thank goodness the real Pam is posting! :thankyou:


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