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Undertoad 04-28-2011 03:19 PM

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10 months without a single incident
That just means you'll be saying "This has never happened to me before!"

Beest 04-28-2011 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty (Post 728544)
You make mockery of my thread?! It is not nice, I think you are 'bitter scorned' and that is why you destroy my thread. You contribute nothing to the board.

VERY ANGRY!!!!!!!!!
mtp


PP maybe be gone ( for now, dun dun derr) but has left her imprint on the board, a new meme is born

morethanpretty 04-28-2011 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 728549)
That just means you'll be saying "This has never happened to me before!"

Now you're just being mean. :(

jimhelm 04-28-2011 03:46 PM

Yes, I am a man and I want you.... to stfu!





-I kid.


no, srsly, stfu... here... put this in your mouth.

jimhelm 04-28-2011 03:47 PM

It's a lolipop... don't be so dirty all the damn time. sheesh

Nirvana 04-28-2011 03:50 PM

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It's a lolipop... don't be so dirty all the damn time. sheesh
Izat what the perv's are callin 'em these days? ;)

Big Sarge 04-28-2011 04:49 PM

Truthfully, I've had lustful thoughts in the past. Sigh, I just wish you were 20 years older

DanaC 04-29-2011 03:38 AM

Y'know, Moar, I'm gonna say to you what I have said to my eldest niece several times:

There will come a day, in 20 years or so, when you'll look back at pics of yourself from now and realise that you are/were seriously fucking pretty. And you'll wish you'd known it at the time.

I wish I could fast forward you to that time briefly, and then plonk you back into today to get on with knowing how pretty and attractive you actually are.

Honestly, I could slap PP fucking senseless for pushing your buttons so successfully on this score. And, frankly, I could slap you senseless for listening, even for a moment.

*smiles*

And for the record I voted I am a woman, but if i were a man I'd want you .

Sundae 04-29-2011 05:34 AM

I have to post (mid Royal Wedding, but it's the boring sermon) to agree with Dana.
Crikey me I wish I'd realised that when I was your age.
Not blowing my own trumpet, but I look back and am well impressed with my looks.

I tell myself I will feel the same about myself now at 60.
Except I doubt I'll live that long!

Spexxvet 04-29-2011 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 728549)
That just means you'll be saying "This has never happened to me before!"

UT, do you have an afro bush, or something?
http://files.coloribus.com/files/ads...mall-26766.jpg

Sheldonrs 04-29-2011 09:22 AM

Sorry, no dickie, no wantie. :-)

But if I were straight... ;-)

Gravdigr 04-29-2011 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 728583)
...I just wish you were 20 years older

WTF is wrong with you?? You never wish for the chick to be older!! You wish to be younger!!:lol2:

However, the former will happen before the latter.:yelsick:

monster 04-29-2011 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 728867)
WTF is wrong with you?? You never wish for the chick to be older!! You wish to be younger!!:lol2:

However, the former will happen before the latter.:yelsick:

Not when that would make them children.

monster 04-29-2011 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 728716)
There will come a day, in 20 years or so, when you'll look back at pics of yourself from now and realise that you are/were seriously fucking pretty. And you'll wish you'd known it at the time.
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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 728735)
I agree with Dana.

Me too. That pic of me bungee jumping 22 years ago (fuck, that's a long time). I remember feeling horribly fat and self-conscious when I stepped on the scale to be weighed -yes, they -young men- weigh you to make sure they use the right elastic. Look at that pic, shit I was so skinny and unwrinkled...... I wish I had known that then. I'm not saying it only goes downhill from here, what I have now that I didn't have then is a shitload of self-confidence. But you are probably feeling far worse about your weight gain that it really is, especially with your other health problems and your change in your cohabiting arrangements. You are gorgeous, and if you do have an extra 50 pounds and you're not a liar, you're hiding it damn well.

Sundae 04-29-2011 01:43 PM

Same to Ibs, if he's even reading us these days.


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