We have a winner.

How long of a hose would I need to reach from Mississippi to England?? Hmmm

The hose from KY to Ainglund would be shorter. Thus more suck.

This is one of those rare instances where I'd be happier w/a shorter hose.

:D

Actually, with enough KY the additional distance shouldn't be as much of an issue ... slide right through.

Gravdigr don't be doing in KY stuff to my hose. you perv

I had a roommate in college that had better returns. His schtick was;
Do you like peanut butter?
Have you ever been to Alaska by MTA?
Wanna fuck?
His success rate was about 10%, which was about the same % as the ones who slapped him. The other 80% had reactions from laughter to disgust.

I was envious of his ability to pull that off, but knew I couldn't, and it was wiser for me to just pull me off.

I might end a relationship over it. I don't orgasm during intercourse, so anyone who'd leave me sexually frustrated would not be high on my list of people to keep.

But I have made two exceptions. They were both to awesome to let go of, and one had a REALLY good reason not to do it, AND was willing to teach me how to have orgasms through intercourse.

The other, IDK, I guess I just hoped something would happen to make the sexual part more satisfying.

We broke up for other reasons before I could find out :-(.

y aren't my posts posting?

giving a woman a good moaning lesson
 

ok to begin with,i enjoy letting a woman put her thighs on either side of my head, i also enjoy it when a woman trusts me and lets me show her more of the caring i like to do during her monthly,that is, when its time to clean that area, well, let me remove,wash and take the bottle and with your help, guide the bottle gently in, and then a very gentle squeeze to remove the junk in there,yes, theres a guy wanting to go that far and show caring,theres also women who enjoy intimacy during that time of the month,whats the diff? its close to the same thing only theres no way i am being allowed the privelege to remove and clean as its a precursor to the woman giving birth and the guy that helped her wind up in the delivery room,should have the love in his heart to be there and cut the umbilical cord and support his wife during that special time.:blush:

What the motherfucking fuck?