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wolf 05-12-2011 01:56 PM

If they blow shit up, that immediately and automatically makes it a much better movie than Twilight.

Gravdigr 05-12-2011 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 733317)
...Mel Gibson started shooting in Lethal Weapon 1 and didn't reload until Lethal Weapon 4...

Suspend your disbelief and enjoy the ridiculous, you might enjoy it.

Disbelief went out the window about 45 mins into Battle L.A.

I was actually offended by Battle L.A. & Skyline.

ZenGum 05-12-2011 11:08 PM

No one has mentioned Battlefield Earth? plot holes, corny dialogue, ham acting ... rubbish movie, but bloody hilarious. Sounds the same as Battle: LA.

lookout123 05-12-2011 11:09 PM

I watched about 3 minutes of that on TV a few weeks ago. Really really on a different level kind of bad there.

Pico and ME 05-12-2011 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 733386)
Disbelief went out the window about 45 mins into Battle L.A.

I was actually offended by Battle L.A. & Skyline.

I kinda liked the way the alien ships sucked the people up in Skyline. :D

The ending just left me slack-jawed, though, it was so bad.

Sundae 05-13-2011 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 733544)
No one has mentioned Battlefield Earth? plot holes, corny dialogue, ham acting ... rubbish movie, but bloody hilarious. Sounds the same as Battle: LA.

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Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 733546)
I watched about 3 minutes of that on TV a few weeks ago. Really really on a different level kind of bad there.

Try reading the book!
It's on a very short list of books I could not finish.

DanaC 05-13-2011 06:26 AM

Can't stand L. Ron Hubbard's adolescent fantasy.

Want to just put my hand up here and say I really liked Interview with a Vampire. Was the first film in a while that I liked Tom Cruise.

Couldn't finish Faceoff. Total tripe. And the last Indiana Jones film was appalling!



[eta] For all its glorious effefcts, and let's face it some of them were delightful, I think possibly the worst fiilm I ever saw was Independence Day.

With Contact as a close second.

[eata] that's probably unfair on Contact. I have seen far worse films. But generally when i see a really bad film it is enjoyable as that. Contact seemed like it was going to be great and then just dissolved into wishy-washy, airy-fairy nonsense.

infinite monkey 05-13-2011 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 733377)
If they blow shit up, that immediately and automatically makes it a much better movie than Twilight.

Of this I have no doubt. I don't even need to see the explosions or the horny vampires to think this has to be true! :D

Beest 05-13-2011 08:12 AM

Netflix, Netflix, Netflix.

This what Netflix is for, Just flooding my queue here.

I'm seeing Battle: Los Angeles and Battle Over Los Angeles, the second being described as a mockumentary. oh well better check them both, at least BOLA is steraming

lookout123 05-13-2011 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 733580)
[eta] For all its glorious effefcts, and let's face it some of them were delightful, I think possibly the worst fiilm I ever saw was Independence Day.

I may never look at you the same way again Dani. That is blasphemy. Independence Day was one of the best cheesy scifi flicks of the last 10-15 years. It was so over the top with its all-american good guyism that you just have to love it. Unless you're an America hating commie.

Mars Attacks! was also brilliant.

Clodfobble 05-13-2011 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC
[eta] For all its glorious effefcts, and let's face it some of them were delightful, I think possibly the worst fiilm I ever saw was Independence Day.

With Contact as a close second.

[eata] that's probably unfair on Contact. I have seen far worse films. But generally when i see a really bad film it is enjoyable as that. Contact seemed like it was going to be great and then just dissolved into wishy-washy, airy-fairy nonsense.

Whaaaaaat?! Girlfriend, please. The entire second half of Contact was unwatchably hideous. And Independence Day was awesome! It had Brent Spiner in it!

DanaC 05-13-2011 06:49 PM

Brent Spiner was the main reason i watched that film :p


Oh and Mars Attacks is one of the best films evah.

Pete Zicato 05-13-2011 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 733580)
[eta] For all its glorious effefcts, and let's face it some of them were delightful, I think possibly the worst fiilm I ever saw was Independence Day.

Say it ain't so.

I love that flick. Jeff Goldblum's stammering everyman. Will Smith's wise-cracking hero, and New York blowing up. What's not to like?

DanaC 05-14-2011 02:34 AM

Maybe because I was anticipating some serious sci-fi. I think the point at which i really lost faith with it was when Will Smith punched an alien.

I should probably watch it again as a gloriously bad movie. I didn;t get any of that joy from it at the time though.

casimendocina 05-14-2011 08:59 AM

The Highway Man with Hugh Grant a long time before he was famous. So bad that it's not even worth watching the first 5 minutes to see the mullet wig that the wardrobe department dressed him up in.


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