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BigV 05-25-2011 07:14 PM

Assume the position.

TheMercenary 05-25-2011 09:24 PM

My Cheetos are shaped like Jesus, so I am safe.

Glinda 05-26-2011 01:49 AM

Excellent thread - testing the shelf life of car rations.

I've had an "emergency" stash of 9 or 11 Quaker chewy granola bars (or whatthefuckever) in my truck for at least a year now, probably more like two.

Should I.....?







:eek: I'm afraid!!

casimendocina 05-26-2011 08:13 AM

Go on....

Lola Bunny 05-29-2011 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glinda (Post 736842)
Excellent thread - testing the shelf life of car rations.

I've had an "emergency" stash of 9 or 11 Quaker chewy granola bars (or whatthefuckever) in my truck for at least a year now, probably more like two.

Should I.....?

:eek: I'm afraid!!

Offer one to a hobo and watch him eat it. If he doesn't keel over, then they're safe. :D

morethanpretty 05-29-2011 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 736303)
The whole number* should have been "0118 999 881 999 119 725 3," so I guess I was missing more than just the last four digits.

* The new emergency telephone number

There is a handy jingle to help you remember that number. Don't forget the number isn't the only thing to change. There are nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers.

Am I wrong or am I the first post of 3 pages that actually seems to get this joke? Dwellers, you are disappoint.

HungLikeJesus 05-29-2011 08:46 PM

Thanks MTP. I thought maybe nobody knew that the number had changed.

I can't get the number out of my head - except for the last seven digits.

morethanpretty 05-29-2011 08:55 PM

Its easy!


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