The Helms are pleased by their appearance in the Vaunted Cellar Advent Calendar. (CAC)

A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund.

Thankyouverymuch, Thankyouverymuch.

I like the side-by-side of the ladies' shirts. Nice boobs all around. Well done!

Horrid.

But it's a true like-for-like comparison, and I know it.
If I met Lola I would feel the same - dainty flower vs flower-crushing gone-to-seed Amazon.
Amazon with low slung breasts.

I hated the comparison and it stuck like a fishbone.
Because I saw the awful difference.
Awful to me. And something I try to put out of mind.

No criticism implied Monster - the photos are out there and were posted with no conditions.

Look forward to moar - the calendar is always funny with great references.
I love the Cellar's in-jokes, they smell like belonging.

Dec 7
 

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I see F|int's vanity search fails him..... ;)

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um, no, not a comparison. A unison. ANd not horrid either.

The rest of us see two nice -but different- racks and and a cool link between them. There was no comparison, except in your mind. No-one is perfectly happy with their lot

you are the only person making a comparison. FFS get over yourself. Skinny girls would kill for boobs like yours, you'd like to be skinnier. Grass is always greener.

None taken. But FFS get a fricking grip. The pic was a demonstration of the awesomeness of both of you and Big Sarge and the power of the cellar. But you chose to make it all about you and how fucking awful it is for you not to be the person you are in your dreams......

Ever thought about just enjoying life as is? Rather than constantly checking how your enjoyment ranks to others'?

:smothersentirethreadwithhugsandkisses:


I love the idea of a monkey signal. If the cellar crashes, the (geographically) nearest dwellar can shine a special laser-pointer through Undertoad's window to cast a monkey signal on the ceiling. Brilliant.

We have this already! The tip mug pays for a monkey signal that connects to the Cellar every 10 minutes and sends me a TXT if the system is down.

Or I could email you... BTW, Verizon had and outage yesterday in the Philly area.
It wasn't the cellar, nor my comp. It was them.

Don't email, the Signal will tell me before you do.

Actually I did get a fricking grip. It just took me a few more sly views.
That was just how I felt at the time.
I loved my rack for years - really. Growing up flat-chested meant it was something I gloried in. It's just that in the last 3 years it's headed south and is something new to come to terms with.

You're probably right in that many people wouldn't see it the way I do.
It's something to work on.
I got over my revulsion at having ptosis in approx 35 years... this shouldn't take as long ;) (ptosis smilie)

I honestly didn't realise it came across as "all about me".
It is a fun picture.
And as no-one else joined my wailing wall I call no harm no foul.

And as you say - it's evidence of Big Sarge's largesse. Something I would never intentionally overshadow.

You are so loved Sundae, just the way you are.... the only one who's on the fence about that is you...... :)

Oh! It's a fence pole up my arse, not just a stick!

Thank you x