Oh, I love Heehoos!

Heehoo puts cream in a tart, is not always a baker...

He who eats sand will shit bricks.

He who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor

I dunno all's I know is that I'm not an angel and I'm not hell bound.

I'll definitely bite on this one. Which group lies more, in your opinion? Please cite evidence while I get popcorn. :)

The student with a rock for a teacher learned not to ask questions.

The student with a rock for a teacher learned not to expect answers.

The student with a rock for a teacher learned to ask the right questions, so that the answer was self-evident.

The student with a rock for a teacher learned he was in a shitty school.

At least the rock never lied to him.

He went to the school of hard rocks.

:D Gneiss one.

Thank you, it's easy to take my sense of humor for granite. Usually you need a couple quartz of alcohol to find me funny. But that's coal, I take it with a grain of silt.

(preemptive groan!)

:biggrin:

Pagans are just a lying species..

where as,

Christians really try to be honest,

no evidence just a faith factor.

Hahahaha. Ok.

But, were you stoned in school?

This is acceptable, because, after all, faith is belief in that which can not be seen. Blind belief. Gotcha.

eta:

Perhaps not acceptable, but consistent.