Same goes for the COO, I suppose?

No, he stands in board rooms and looks like he can make the company lots more money.

Hubba, hubba!
 

Yeah, I might pay a few bucks for a ride on that.

Note to offended male readers: Hey, you guys get away with references like that all the time, so don't give me any grief!

Judge Dredd's bike.
 

That thing is the most silly P.O.S. I have ever seen.

There is no way that thing could go 400. It is too tall and narrow. On a two wheeler, gyroscopic precesion keeps everything upright and self-corrects.

This thing wouldn't be able to take a corner at over 30.
Just a sad waste of an engine that belongs in my civic.

'Yes Mr Bond, it does fit nealty into this parker pen when your not using it' ..

Brian, if you ever really decided to do anything so monumentally stupid and photogenic, please remember to invite me. I promise to bring my camera and would be willing to compose a really cool slideshow for your wake.

Not to mention filling out your 'Darwin Award' application. Although I seem to remember something similar already.

Is that exactly how it's supposed to look or do they put on a cowling? They must at least have a windscreen for it because at anything over 150 you would be just barely hanging on in the wind never mind working the throttle.

Let me guess, Jay Leno already owns 2.