Like "Hey guys my 3 year tormenter/thief/crazy fuckhead may be lurking right outside my house right now and all I have is a big knife but i'll try to kill him before he kills me" being met by "I had a chocolate hamburger for christmas and boy was it great" which is followed by thirteen pages about the fucking chocolate hamburger like "OMG I LOVE YOU FOR LOVING THE CHOCOLATE HAMBURGER YOU ARE SO AMAZING AND I AM PUTTING YOU IN THE HALL OF FAME NOW CAN I FUCK YOU AND WE'RE SO IN LOVE WITH YOU FOR LETTING US ALL KNOW ABOUT THE AMAZING CHOCOLATE HAMBURGER AND DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN MAKE HAMBURGERS FROM DEER MEAT IF YOU ADD PERSTOTINATUSITES, WHICH DEGRADE THE DEER INTO COW AND HERE IS A PICTURE OF A NAIL I FOUND ON THE GROUND IT'S REALLY AMAZING BECAUSE I THINK IT'S FROM 1998 WHICH IS REALLY RARE IN A NAIL..."

That kind of thing.

Except you, monster, you were kind enough to give a crap. :lol:

I was? Must be slipping...... as you were.......

I know.

I never worried it would permeate the rest of the place, so all is good, as you are.

85% of all lightbulbs fail when they are sprayed with pepper spray.


You mean like that?

Zactly!

We have gone cross threaded.

Bad manners is when your child is at a restaurant with you and is being a shithead and you don't either leave or at least stop the child from it's disruptive, inappropriate behaviour.

Or when you are at the grocery store and your baby is crying because its tired/hungry/sick and you really need to get a few things and some old biddy body behind you is huffing and tsking because you cant stop your baby crying.

;)

Pointing, the child said "Hahahaha, look at that hunchback!"

Nah, not just whining. That's not so bad. Most parents wouldn't go out to a place like that with a child who's just going to complain the whole time anyway. I'm talking about parents who take their kids to al la carte restaurants which are meant for adults (imo generally) and let them run around and do kiddy type things which, while they might be cute to the parents, can be seriously dangerous for wait staff, and seriously annoying to other diners. Particularly the ones who were considerate enough to get a baby sitter for their own sproglettes. ;)

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When you are pregnant, total strangers actually do come up and do this. It is fucking annoying.

That's why you need a taser.