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Bulldozers

Max loves his crocs.

My Dad has several pairs on his back porch for when you just have to go do something in the house yard.

They have their uses, but should never ever be worn in public. That is one thing I agree with.

I've heard that you can boil and eat them.

They do look rather like a fungus.

Traffic cones

MacGyver!

Oh dear. What am I to do. The last time I had a pair of Tennis Shoes, I played tennis in them. Ilie Nastase signature. It's been a while. Come to think of it, I've not seen "tennis shoes" on sale lately. Basketball shoes, hiking shoes, street kicks, but shoes specifically for tennis? I probably don't get out enough. Sigh. I'm old enough to remember when the computer wore them.

And I do have Crocs. I worked in a hospital. You're allowed to have them if you worked in a hospital.

I do regularly misuse the Q-Tips. How else are you supposed to shift that gunk?

Do you have access to an air compressor?

The apt has some pretty strict noise ordinances, but I do have an Oreck vacuum.

Maybe if you did it in the middle of the afternoon no one would hear you scream.

Speaking of misused products...

What? cocks on your privates in public? what did I miss?

Orecked him? Damn near kilt him.

Speech as a product of human activity. Or should it be the brain?

Damn near kilt him.