Banana and chocolate pizza exists.

but in Japan, and I'm not sure that counts.

Dessert pizza is not pizza, people. Reality think through the implications of chocolate, pepperoni, green peppers, mushrooms, cheese, and red sauce.

imho, many of the combos are not 'pizza.'

I mean, some are more like a casserole on a crust, or an open-faced sandwich. Calling something pizza does not necessarily make it definable as pizza.

The pizza I always get from our local place is called a Pancho Villa:

Pesto sauce (not tomato-based)
Black beans
Red onions
Chorizo sausage
just a little mozzarella
Cilantro

I don't care if you think I'm crazy. It is the best pizza I've ever eaten.

Taco, thy name is pizza. ;)

I got a mail from Pizza Hut today.
I check them out because some of their dine-in offers are real bargains.
Their take-aways rarely appeal to me - the quality is a gamble and I can't gamble on that sort of expenditure.

They were pimping an abomination.
Crust stuffed with HOTDOG. Hotdog?! With a free mustard drizzle.
I am reeling.

Now I know some Dwellars, you have your own pizza rules. Many Italian Italians would disagree. But this goes way beyond asparagus, pine kernels, raisins, egg or broccoli.

This is so wrong that a whole planet of empaths somewhere outside the known Universe died today because of the strength of my revulsion.

Hotdog.
Bloody hell.

Ew. Pizza Hut can only compete against local pizza joints by doing crazy things like this. They developed the stuffable crust, so now they are apparently looking for different things to put in it.

I saw the hot dog stuffed pizza somewhere online. Sounds gross.

My son's favorite is bar-b-cue chicken pizza

sausage/hotdog stuffed crust is fairly common in Asia. If you wanna be freaked out sometime find a japanese Pizza Hut or Dominos menu.