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footfootfoot

01-31-2013 11:15 AM

yes. now jump into that frying pan.

BigV	01-31-2013 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 850905)

When I eat bacon, I digest it, and it becomes one with my body. Am I bacon?

did you just tell me:

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... wait. wrong animal; wrong poster. nevermind.

Chocolatl

01-31-2013 12:20 PM

If you eat the celery in your Bloody Mary while you sit in first class waiting for a plane to take off from a treadmill...

DanaC

01-31-2013 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocolatl (Post 850918)

If you eat the celery in your Bloody Mary while you sit in first class waiting for a plane to take off from a treadmill...

Let me stop you right there...

BigV	01-31-2013 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocolatl (Post 850918)

If you eat the celery in your Bloody Mary while you sit in first class waiting for a plane to take off from a treadmill...

don't you have a tiny-toothed titty-tiger to be complaining about?!?! You don't? Are you sure she's not just on the other side of the tree?

Chocolatl

02-01-2013 07:46 AM

Huh???

glatt

02-01-2013 08:11 AM

I think you weren't around for the whole squirrel vs. hunter debate. It was worse than the plane on a treadmill one.

Chocolatl

02-01-2013 08:18 AM

Oh, geeze. I'll be glad I missed that one, then. :)

glatt

02-01-2013 08:47 AM

sorry

:D

footfootfoot

02-01-2013 11:10 AM

Worse? Surely you mean better. I think we need a new thread and a poll

:bolt:

Chocolatl

02-01-2013 11:41 AM

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If a shark swims clockwise around a squirrel holding celery, how much of the Earth's water is contained inside the passengers on the plane?

Show all your work.

glatt

02-01-2013 11:44 AM

Holy Cellar memes, Batman!

footfootfoot

02-01-2013 01:02 PM

Please tell me you are not doing that while Beans is asleep and you should be resting.

Aliantha

02-04-2013 07:34 PM

I just read all those dumb things and now I feel much better about myself. :) I think I'll go check my BP, and then eat some celery. Will that then mean that the level of water in me is higher, or am I just part celery then? Hmmm...I'm so confused now.

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