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DanaC 01-18-2014 05:52 AM

Undertoad generally is a breath of sanity.

Molasar 01-18-2014 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 889847)
Fear wears a vest?!? :speechls:

For sure, how else could i drop ice cubes down the front of it? (Pfft!)

Aliantha 01-18-2014 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 889847)
Fear wears a vest?!? :speechls:

But with frilly knickers.

Molasar 01-18-2014 06:00 AM

Pictures or it didn't happen

Aliantha 01-18-2014 06:02 AM

Maybe next week if things get scary.

lumberjim 01-18-2014 08:28 AM

See, I don't see a need for a quiz with this one. He /she seems like they will tell you about themselves on their own. And you can suss out a good bit already. I can tell you right now that the quiz would be answered with mostly smart Ass replies. They would be legit funny, but you really wouldn't learn anything real.

Welcome, molasar. I hope you do hang about a bit. I hope your enthusiasm lasts too. I also hope that you're a Victorias Secret model with a good camera and an exhibitionist streak. Or that you know one and don't mind sharing...

Sorry about that, I was just trying to show tw how to perv on someone without coming off creepy.

So, you can stay. No quiz required. Carry on.

infinite monkey 01-18-2014 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Molasar (Post 889845)
I've just searched for old lumberjim newbie quizzes and all I can say is that if he wants to mindfuck me with one of those then i challenge him to bring it on, the honour of the United Kingdom is at stake.

besides, I laugh in the face of danger and drop ice cubes down the vest of fear.
And tweak the nose of the dreadful spindly killer fish. Hah!!

Woody Allen: They wanted in Hollywood to make the definitive spy picture. And they came to me to supervise the project, you know, because I think that, if you know me at all, you know that death is my bread and danger my butter - oh, no, danger's my bread, and death is my butter. No, no, wait. Danger's my bread, death - no, death is - no, I'm sorry. Death is my - death and danger are my various breads and various butters.

--What's Up, Tiger Lily (1966)

infinite monkey 01-18-2014 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 889827)
Always najes ne think of mollusk.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 889838)
Wtf? Hahahahahahahaha.

In fairness I was rolling a joint with one hand whilst typing with the other

:lol:

I thought you were writing in some sort of gaelic or something us merkins can't understand. ;)

Molasar 01-18-2014 09:00 AM

Bugger! After all the build-up i was looking forward to that.

And without giving too much away it's 'he' by the way, one of that oppressed minority of white middle class heterosexual wage-earning married-with-kids people who think that all politicians' parents should have been sterilised at birth and that paedophiles should be lined up against a wall and shot, so quite a moderate at heart really.

Gravdigr 01-18-2014 03:33 PM

There is a thread to this effect somewhere on the Cellar.

My username, Molasar, comes from the fact that, in times gone by, I used to help hand dig graves in the old part of our city cemetery where there was no room for even those little tiny tracked diggers.

Didn't happen very often, thank God.

So, you weren't far off.

monster 01-18-2014 07:19 PM

Molasar: time to see a dentist.

Gravdigr 01-19-2014 11:43 AM

I thought maybe Molasar was connected to Molossers, or Molossia.

infinite monkey 01-19-2014 02:12 PM

Molasar Cocktail?

DanaC 01-19-2014 02:16 PM

Hahahahahah. I like that.


Hey, Inf: is this where you live?


JBKlyde 01-19-2014 07:56 PM

peter piper pick a wife but couldn't keep her he put her an "infinite monkey cage" and there he kept her "for the rest of his days"


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