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I understand that Merks have most euphemisms for money and murder and Brits for sex and bathroom acts.

....I could turn round and grab one of my slang dictionaries other than the profanisaurus, I guess ;)

Be still my beating heart! You have more than one slang dictionary?

I was kinda impressed, too.

But, seeing as she's a transplant, it kinda makes sense, too.

I think I have 4 maybe? I love words and dictionaries. I have rhyming dictionaries, antique dictionaries, various Oxfords, Websters, Scrabble dictionaries from both countries... I have no idea how many I have

/hoarder

Do you have any of Eric Partridge's books? I seem to recall ha had a massive book on slang or etymology.

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 891589)

I love words and dictionaries.

Worvert. It's good.

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 891616)

Do you have any of Eric Partridge's books? I seem to recall ha had a massive book on slang or etymology.

not sure. but now i'll look out for them, thanks :)

It seems no one appreciated my euphemism here; so, I don’t think I’ll bother with them anymore.

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Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 891647)

It seems no one appreciated my euphemism here; so, I don’t think I’ll bother with them anymore.

Ha! that went right over my head the first time. That is funny.

I heard you like euphemisms... from the New York Times;

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Female Anatomy
•"Down under" - an adult woman's genitals
•"Once-neglected hinterland of female beauty" - an adult woman's genitals
•"Particularly private area of the body" - an adult woman's genitals
•"Virile equipment" - an adult woman's genitals
•"Nether regions" - an adult woman's genitals

Pubic Hair Conditions
•"Barren landscape" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"The bald look" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"The denuded look" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"Full-frontal bareness" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"Going bare" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"The revised birthday suit" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"Bountiful crop" - pubic hair that has not been groomed in any way
•"Full pubic bloom" - pubic hair that has not been groomed in any way
•"Mossy covering" - pubic hair that has not been groomed in any way
•"Untrimmed thicket" - pubic hair that has not been groomed in any way
•"Hidden in the underbrush" - pubic hair on the labia minora

Pubic Hair Procedures
•"Below-the-belt treatment" - a bikini or Brazilian wax
•"The full monty" - a Brazilian wax
•"Getting back to nature" - letting one's pubic hair grow
•"He-wax" - a bikini or Brazilian wax for a man

Effects
•"Enlarging effect of the main attraction" - when a man's penis looks bigger because he got a bikini wax
•"Naked Barbie doll" - a woman whose genitals resemble a Barbie doll's (anatomically, this is disturbing)
•"Hairless cherubs" - women in paintings who have no pubic hair

The dank and tufted regions of my soul