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monster 01-05-2017 01:29 PM

my daughter seems like a well established adult :eek: Mind you, she's precocious -there are many ten years older than her who still seem like idiotic teenagers.

Gravdigr 01-05-2017 01:31 PM

My moustache is older than that waitress. Literally.

Undertoad 01-05-2017 01:36 PM

creepy formula = half your age plus 7 is the oldest you can date without it being considered creepy

Gravdigr 01-05-2017 01:41 PM

23 + 7 = 30

That's about how old I thought she was. Does that count?

glatt 01-05-2017 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 978642)
creepy formula = half your age plus 7 is the oldest you can date without it being considered creepy

youngest. The youngest you can date without being a creeper.

Undertoad 01-05-2017 01:51 PM

:D

Flint 01-05-2017 02:10 PM

Buy if he said--then that would mean--

Griff 01-06-2017 06:16 AM

If she lies then she's the creepy one and its all good!

classicman 01-12-2017 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 978642)
creepy formula = half your age plus 7 is the oldest you can date without it being considered creepy

Whew ... I just made it! Oh wait.

footfootfoot 01-13-2017 07:12 AM

28+7=35 still seems a bit creepy, and unrealistic.

Gravdigr 01-13-2017 08:09 AM

But, it's something to shoot for.;)

Clodfobble 01-13-2017 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
28+7=35 still seems a bit creepy, and unrealistic.

I'll be sure to remind you of that, next time you get flirty. :)

sexobon 01-13-2017 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 978644)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 978642)
creepy formula = half your age plus 7 is the oldest you can date without it being considered creepy

youngest. The youngest you can date without being a creeper.

I thought it was the way UT had it.

I guess now I'm gonna to have to dump some of my groupies.

footfootfoot 01-13-2017 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 979357)
I'll be sure to remind you of that, next time you get flirty. :)

Good lord, how young are you?


Speaking of our lord, when I got home tonight there were two young, attractive mormon girls wanting to tell me about the J man. I politely declined and after a few minutes it dawned on me that I could have asked them to test their math skills.

Clodfobble 01-13-2017 09:10 PM

Just turned 36 in November. Met my husband at 19, married at 21, two kids by 27. I'm impatient, is really what it boils down to.


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