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99 44/100% pure 09-28-2003 11:48 PM

Question:
 
Quote:

Originally posted by LUVBUGZ
Fuck You, you flaming pile of shit, go kiss a cock asshole:finger:
I always capitalize my references to Dave (in my head) in order to properly acknowledge His rightful place in the pantheon of Cellar Deities. After all, someday we're all gonna work for Him. Might as well start kissing 'cock asshole' now.

[just wanted] What exactly is a 'cock asshole?' Are there circumstances under which these two anatomical features co-exist (barring the obvious references to former president Clinton, and those engaged in sodomy)? Or did she mean a 'cock's asshole' -- which would be rather amusing; the sight of Dave bending over to kiss the butt of a rooster. [/to know]

dave 09-29-2003 12:41 AM

I believe she meant the asshole of a cock, aka the urethra - though one could argue that was the peehole of the cock.

Or perhaps she's not nearly as good with punctuation as she would like to be.

juju 09-29-2003 12:50 AM

The sentence should be interpreted as if there were a comma after "cock".

dave 09-29-2003 02:04 AM

How do you know? Do you have any proof? Back it up - provide a link.

juju 09-29-2003 08:36 AM

I don't <i>know</i>. It's just my opinion. :) I think it's the simplest and most likely answer.

xoxoxoBruce 09-29-2003 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juju
it's the simplest and most likely answer.
Therefore, would have no place here at obfuscation central. :D

JeepNGeorge 10-13-2003 08:31 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by dave


I would like to point out that you improperly capitalized "You", and you neglected to include any punctuation to signify the end of your sentence. I find these grammatical and orthographical transgressions particularly delightful, given your past of pointing out similar shortcomings of other Cellar posters.

I'm just glad that ee cummings never posted on the cellar. I bet the resulting aneurysm Dave would have would not tickle one bit. Maybe she orginally meant suck a cock you analretentivehole. I fear the answer lies with how many licks it takes to get to the center of the tootsie roll pop though.

dave 10-13-2003 09:33 PM

If only you'd seen her previous posts correcting anyone and everyone that made a typo or misspelled a word, you might have some fucking clue as to what was going on.

arz 10-13-2003 11:02 PM

Cocks have assholes. So do hens.

xoxoxoBruce 10-13-2003 11:16 PM

Hens also have cocks if they don't hide.;)


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