When I was po' (relatively) I lived in an apartment building with a common laundry area, and one night I found that this little kid in one of the units nearby had peed in the DRYER.

checked with the game commission on when little kids were in season and they had no sense of humor

Just be happy he didn't pee in the washer after it was done.

An old rumor I heard circulating was that peeing in the shower helped to prevent athelete's foot.

Here's to good health!

I pee before I get in the shower. Seems a lot more convenient and sanitary. I wouldn't pee in the shower for the same reason I wouldn't pee in the kitchen sink... it's a place that ought to remain clean given it's intended use. Most showers (non-tub showers) collect dust and grime in the corners, and I'm pretty sure piss would accumulate there, too. I don't really want piss-dirt taffy developing in the corners of my shower, nor the associated smell. If it was a tub-type, I guess the accumulation wouldn't be a problem, but it still wouldn't feel right to cut loose right there... the next user of the tub would have to potentially wallow in a tepid pool of piss-water.

Maybe it has to do with my childhood.... when I was about 12, my friend asked me if I was the type to pee in the shower. I told him I wasn't. He told me that it's all OK because there's a drain RIGHT THERE, and then told me about how he and his dad would have "swordfights" in the shower, seeing who could pee longer. I was grossed out on many levels:

1) Peeing in the shower
2) ...when there's somebody in there with him.
3) That "somebody" is his DAD.
4) He was a 12-year-old boy.

Needless to say, my skin crawled off and I haven't seen it since.

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Married.

even if we didn't know it, that piece of info about the potty behavior would have nailed it.

Damn you Kitsune! You stole my earth-shattering revelation!! :P Yeah, I've heard that too.

I'm actually a recovering shower-pisser. I used to do it all the time, I actually preferred it since you just felt "free" when doing it.

Now I think it's dirty. The pours in your skin are remarkably skilled at picking up odors. That's why if you spend the night in a smoky bar, even if you change your clothes and wash your hair you'll still smell like smoke.

Or if you're really daring, sprinkle some dehydrated milk into your bed and sleep on it. You'll smell like rotting milk for days. (The old practical joke is line someones bed with plastic or some non-porous layer, then a light layer of dehyd'd milk, then their bottom sheet. If they don't notice it when they go to bed they will wake the next morning literally smelling like rotton milk... and it won't wash off)

Anyhow... so if you do happen to let the yellow river flow in the shower then you are trapping some wonderful urea in your pours. (Of course it's arguable that it really won't matter that much since your sweat already contains urea, even if it's in a much smaller concentration than in your urine).

Plus... I think that if anyone also uses the shower as a bathtub, then you should not wizz in the tub. Nas-tay to think about.

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Yeah, we have a word for that.

(But I can't say what it is. My wife won't let me.)

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Can I guess? Is it 'someone-who-doesn't-like-shit-molecules-on-their-toothbrush"?

was his name micheal and in trouble with the law at the moment?

Well then, for the good of science, I demand to see a correlation! I want to see statistics for shower pee-ers versus, um, non shower pee-ers.

I am athletes foot free

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I was born married
not really, wolf....I could have just been gay.

It's all pipes!

Funny story, My friend was bathing her 4 year old daughter, got just out of sightline for a minute to grab a towel, returned to find Megan had not only pooped various floaty little balls, but was proceeding to carefully line them up by size on the edge of the tub. Ah, kids!

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So if you won't kiss me, I better get a new brush? :D Do you come from a large family or is it a God given talent?