redundant non lyrical post

-2 points

Re: Room for a Newbie in this game?
 

welcome bob..
good show
5+1 bp

6 points to bob r

titles are ok. encouraged, actually...ask radar.

1 point for the line
-2 for non lyrical line in post

net -1

"hey joe", I realize that it is a "wicked game", but if you "come together", you'll find that "it's so easy".

Hey "Charlie Brown", "Why is everybody always picking on me?", "I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut".

I "Stand and Deliver" some great ideas, but I'm treated like a "Hard Headed Woman" and want to check into "Heartbreak Hotel" or the "Hotel California" so I can "Escape Confusion". I wonder, "Do they know it's Christmas?" because taking points away from me will ensure I have a "Blue Christmas" in "Blue Hawaii".

I realize Onyx is ahead, but all I've got to say is,

"If you’re looking for trouble
You came to the right place
If you’re looking for trouble
Just look right in my face"

"Because I’m evil, my middle name is misery"

"You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog"

"And you ain’t no friend of mine"

Well "It's been a hard Day's Night" so I better be going because

"I wake up every mornin', I stumble out of bed"

"Stretchin' and yawnin', another day ahead " and I've got to load "16 tons" at work. I'm not getting any younger. In fact I'm "Another day older and deeper in debt " but "That's alright Mama" "Don’t worry about me, no no no, don’t worry about me, no" because "I'd walk 500 miles" to win this contest. :)

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

5 points
1 bonus point
1 elvis bonus point
1 bonus point for christmas reference

8 points to radar

I'd "Celebrate" but I'm working "9 to 5" so I can buy a "Mercedes Benz" and I don't want my boss to "Call Me" a "Slacker". But first let me tell you a story about a guy at work.

"Me & Bobby McGee" are going to "Move Over" to the "Mississippi River" to fight because he saw his wife "Mary Jane" give me a "Careless Whisper and me telliing her "Put Your Head On My Shoulder" because I've got a good "Shoulder to Cry On". He has the "Kozmic Blues" so I told him "Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight tonight" but he had the "Eye of the Tiger" and wanted to start a "Zuit Suit Riot". I said, "Take it Easy" and have "One Bourbon One Scotch One Beer" so he could "Take a bottle drown your sorrows"

I said, "Don't Worry, Be Happy" "Roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun" "So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999" and we did. The next thing I knew, his wife came to the bar and told him "When I think about you I touch my self" and she needed some "Sexual Healing". He said, "You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine". He went home with her and they lived Happily Ever After.

excellent! look out cougar!!

5 points
1 bonus point
-2 nonlyrical sentence
funny AND creative 2 points
6 points net

check again.....edited it in...yesterday.

-5 points for cougar

noodging the judge after he already complied with her questioning his judgement and was very big about it and admitted his error and didn't deduct any points for questioning the ruling and your lucky i don't take another 2 away for non lyrical post. next time you should question me in a lyrical fashion and get some points at the same time.

"Don't be Cruel" Lumberjim. Man, that's "Bad News" for Cougar. It looks like my "Hot Rod Lincoln" is going to win this "Race with the Devil" like a "Little Old Lady From Pasadena". Even though I'm sure "He's going the distance", "I will Survive". I might do a "Stray Cat Strut" and act like "Proud Mary" if I win.

"You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch." I'm gonna have to "Trim Your Tree." This is "War Pigs." Now, before you get your "Emotions in Motion," lets just "Stop the Train." "Cheer Up', "Cotton Eyed Joe." It's just that the "Sky is Cryin'," so let's "Keep On Truckin." "Let Us Get Together" otherwise it's "Goodnight Irene." "When I was a Cowboy" and "Comfortably Numb" you used to "Gimme Shelter", so I'm gonna let you out of my "Spiderweb." Lucky for you, "I've got Georgia on My Mind" and so "I'm Moving On."

Wow, "You Make Me Feel Like Dancin" with "That Old Black Magic" but "Come on Eileen", you can't "Knock Me Down" because "Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you."

"You're So Vain" if you think you can "Beat it" because when I do it "My Way", "We Are the Champions" so "Hit The Road Jack" and "Ease on Down The Road". You'll be "Lonely" and want to sing a "Sad Song" when "I'm Through With Love".

This is "My House" and "Don't You Forget It" "Mr. Telephone Man" so "Back Off Bitch"! You know "U Can't Touch This"

don't get mad and give up , cougar, you're still in it.

last 3 posts:

griff
5 points

1 bonus point
1 bonus point for having a beard

7 points to griff

radar
10 points
2 bonus points
1 bonus point for "He's going the distance"


13 points total for radar

bonus bonanza
 

10 points for undertoad for shits and giggles


8 points to bruce for being in touch with his feminine side


12 points to Elspode as congrats on the new job,and his son making it through

5 points to cougar cuz i feel bad




-10 points to sycamore for talking about dying his hair on the manly thread