One of the guys at work is a Baptist, quite possibly of the southern fire and brimstone variety.

He was telling us tonight that his congregation has bought out several showings at a local theater. The tickets are offered to the congregation as buy one, get one free ... with the free ticket to be given to one's heathen friends to help bring them to the Lord.

(Funny unrelated moment ... later tonight one of our ambulance crew came in from a call and was quite excited about one of the police officers that he had seen that evening ... "oooh, mama, you gotta send me back to that department. Officer so-and-so was sooooo hot!! The crew member then ran upstairs to do something. The new guy looked across the desk at me, and said "He's talking about a female officer, right?" The look of horror on his face when I said "no" was a sight to behold.)