No, it won't hurt, because the appendage which I will be using is size-appropriate for the disc and the device in which it will be placed...

Santa gave me:
-a set of flannel sheets. No longer is going to bed like climbing onto a block of ice.
-a collection of various bath oils and things. I'd rather have a bathroom that smells like Bath and Body Works than...a bathroom.
-a leather and silver bracelet. Stylin'.
-a Mac laptop. Just in time as my old one is just starting to show its age (9 years)

Santa gave me ... a personally dedicated arrangement of The Trumpet Shall Sound from Handel's Messiah for brass quintet, a bronze sculpture of a hare (possibly French 19th century), several entertaining books, a scatter of candles, some scented things for bathtime, a scarf, warm socks and several boxes of chocolates! And a teach yourself belly-dancing kit ...

By the way, I have found that British persons aged in their 40s have a disproportionate fondness for candles in the home - I personally link this to our Winter of Discontent in the 1970s when there was what amounts to power rationing and we all relied on cancles for illumination ....

Screw the candles, tell me about the chocolates. :yum:

Half-a-kilo of assorted chocolates from our local chocolate shop, a 300g box of ferrero rocher and some cherries in brandy enrobed* in chocolate.

*such a sensual word, don't you think?