only USD accepted, sorry. I'll sell you the arm i cropped off for the dongs, but if you want more than that, I need some Benjamins.

come on, there's more!

whoa, I just realized that I am a married woman trying to sell naked pictures of my body over the internet. Oops, I drank too much last night before we took those pictures, tempoary lapse of judgement. Deal's off, keep your dongs and lire.

REAL WHALE PENIS PICS!!!
 

We went back to the beach today just in time! It turns out they decided to move the whale. I had no idea they were going to move it, I just got lucky because the way they had him gave me the perfect view of his whale penis. Now I understand what all the hype is about. Enjoy.

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aaand, whale guts:

Well, I'm definitely keeping my dong, pictures or no pictures. Still and all, they are enticing.

Oh, and I just want to go on the record to say that I think it is downright spooky that Stacey gets a digicam for Xmas, and right away she takes a picture of an honest to goodness, in the flesh whale penis!

Think of the odds...The Cellar is one the Internet's foremost whale penis discussion sites, Staceyv is a Cellarite (a returning Cellarite at that, no? Weren't you gone for awhile, Stacey?), and she lives somewhere where there just happens to be a whale penis on display for her to take pictures of and post here.

If you didn't believe in Fate before, you'd almost have to, now.

Based on the city name on the cop car door, I'm guessing that this is Staceyv's whale. I read several articles concerning this critter. Seems they were, at first, just going to let it rot in place due to its inconvenient location. Apparently, the increasingly foul odor and the birds it attracted were deemed a poor attraction for the park in which it came to rest, and so it was removed today.

Great pics, Stacey! This has got to be a true classic Cellar moment!

Thanks! I'm proud of myself for getting the image of the day. Yes, it must've been fate, you're right about those odds...I was gone for awhile. I haven't had any drama in my life or pressing issues that I needed advice on/ needed to vent about. I also felt that I made somewhat of a bad reputation of myself here as a drama queen or just plain stupid...people always seem to like you more when you go away for awhile :)

In truth, it doesn't hurt a bit that you return bearing whale penis photos...and of such high quality, too!

A good whale penis can help move a lot of water under the proverbial bridge.

that thing looks more like a graboid from the movie Tremors!

My son wanted to know what that thing was hanging off the whale, [quote/ "Ew! Gross! What's that?"/ unquote] and I told him. His reply?
"Again with the whale penis!"

:lol:

Friday night karaoke!!
 

I think Arsen and I could be the next White Stripes...If only we actually sounded good.

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