Darnit, el ... you beat me to it.

I was going to use the infamous quotes, "Not Guilty" and "Now I can devote myself to finding the real killers."

Who wants Purina when You could have Fancy Feast? -- Homer talking about his attraction to Marge

not ralph, kerny's kid

marge: homer, that crazy lady that lives in our trash pile attacked me again today
homer: thats not the way she tells it

lisa: but who will police the police?
homer: i dunno...coastgaurd?

homer: a moron? but im from earth!

*homer lifts up his shirt to reveal all his organs visable after being attacked by a badger*
homer: i should probably see a doctor about this though
lisa: how did the badger do that without ripping your clothes?
homer: what am i a tailor?

becky: you got poison to play at our wedding?
leadsinger: we're not poison, we're a living tribute to poison
drummer: WE NEED A RIDE HOME!

scorpio: ever seen a man say goodbye to his shoes?
homer: *chuckles* yes once.

homer: do you have any sugar?
scorpio:hmm let me see *pulls sugar out of his pockets*, here ya go, sorry its not in packages *puts hands back in pockets* want any cream?
homer: eeehhh..noooo

sorry that will do for now

I remember that one, laughed out loud.

The episode with the cat burglar:
Barney (waking up naked in a bare apartment): Hey, I'm sure I had more stuff than this...

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes (lie detector blows up)

Homer: I'm not normally a praying man, but, if you're up there, please save me, Superman!

By the way kiddies, this site will let you download 41 short clips of the pre-Fox Simpsons that aired on Tracy Ullman's show.
You need a Divx codec that can be downloaded from the same site, though. :)

at teh Robot Rumble, with Cheif Knock A Homer: "...join us next week for more inconclusive action..."

homer - "white gold! texas tea!...sweetener!"

homer - "ah hah! whered you get the sugar for that tea?"
english guy - "i nicked it, when you let your gaurd down for that split second...and id do it again...good day"

bee keeper 1 - "to the bee mobile!"
bee keeper 2 - "you mean your chevy?"
bee keeper 1 - "...yes"

Is that supposed to be comforting? :worried: I hope you just mean the accent.

He's a reasonably competent doc.

Looks like Dr. Nick too. Dark hair, shifty eyes, kinda yellow.