Sorry, but you're just too easy.

Yeah, easily bored. Go play with your sheep, Humpbug. :zzz:

I'm sure you are...

Main Entry: bore
Pronunciation: 'bOr, 'bor
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): bored; bor·ing
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English borian; akin to Old High German borOn to bore, Latin forare to bore, ferire to strike
transitive senses
1 : to pierce with a turning or twisting movement of a tool

Sheep currently in repose. Am now dry-fucking a phone book. Sound familiar?

Ouch! :eek: I hope you used the page for cream doughnuts.

I've been meaning to ask you about that, Els.

What's with all the carpe diem, RE: women? If I said what you've said, RE: women, I'd be labled a gold-digging c...(.) Whyfore you gettest away withest it? Because your sword attempts to the heights of the mighty xoxoxobruce? Forsooth and forewarned, Els of Pode! Many are those who long to deThrone (de-Pants?) the Brooooce. None have succeded thus, and, none shall!

Stop it. You're making many of these folks hungry. :yum:

Bri, Bri...if you're referring to the "get it while the gettin' is good" thing over in the other thread, well, hell...boy paid a price for what he got, right? And there's no gold to be dug on anyone's part as far as I can see.

As to any speculative usurpation of the throne of King Bruce of the XO's, perish the merest scintilla of a thought! I am loyal subject and thrall of his eminence. I tremble before the mighty roar of his big block Chevies, and cower at the majesty of his DooDads.

hee, hee! 'twere his DooDads what slayed me, too(est)!

ALL HAIL THE DOO-DAD KING!

Jim, you beautiful bitch, I'm not hiding. I'm barely on anymore. It's good to know that you miss me, though. I miss you too, Sweetass! :)

Whadda ya nuts? I've been de-pantsed by many...... with minimals complaints from me. :yum:

Man...I miss this place.

OC!! What the heck, where you keeping yourself?

*cuddles noodle*

Laying low. Coming in for a lurk or three occasionally, throwing my $.01 cents in.

I've always wondered what the hell OC's sig. line said. I'm too lazy to BabelFish it.