Until you get about 50 yrs old, women have their finger on the button most ALL the time. ;)

Oh, I do, I do.

Translated from French:

Playing a mandolin solo

Big V - good fun & all that, but she uses Pingu as a euphemism!
Pingu?!
Pingu is a penguin.
I spose he smells fishy, but that's about it.
(Although I adore the episode where Pingu is drunk and incontinent. No, really.)

And she misses out Tuppence and Twinkle.
Two of my favourites.
They don't rhyme well though.

I'll have to dig out my Profanisaurus to come up with some female masturbation slang.

Thank you, BigV.

That made my day.

It is my pleasure, GunMaster357.


so to speak.

Flick the bean? Does that mean Mr Bean has a new movie? Or that cops have staked out movie theaters looking for PeeWee Herman?

Stuffing the muffin.

Teasing Lady Margaret.

Rubbing one out with the Pink Pearl.