If you didn't find it funny, what makes you think one of us explaining what you plainly saw with your own eyes (if you watched the vid) will make it humorous for you.

It's a twitchy cat.

If you didn't find it funny, you just didn't find it funny. No mystery.

Who knew, twitchy cat is what it takes to make me laugh hard.

I'm usually too literal.
If it wouldn't be funny when it's happening in front of me, it's not funny (except puns and wordplay, which is why I adore radio comedy.)

But sometimes that works in my favour.
If that had been Diz I would have laughed so hard I passed out.
I refer you back to my opening sentence, twitchy cat makes me laugh.

I laughed out loud.

h, cat people all right... until you need that empty box you were saving.

OK Jim - I'll try. Watch the orange cats tail twitch ... I watched it again and laughed again.

Huh. Yeah. Not that funny. Kind of annoying actually.

Half centaur...Must be the ass-half.

Preggers Pussy.

wow

As if they aren't bad enough sober.:rolleyes:

My cat, Rascal. Chillin' out to John Legend.

Oh, Rascal is a beaut!

Zathris age reference noted*: owns a Red Skelton videotape





*don't take offense, we played this game with sexobon for a year

Goddamn, you're observant!

Kitty's not scared. Kitty knows that's the can opener behind the mask.

Rascal is adorable! Lookit them multi-coloured paw-pads!!

(Bruce, I am worried that Kitty is in fact drugged or dead - the subdued demenour, the glassy eyes...)

Nah, just a big fat lap cat, happy to be handled by the can opener, as long as it's warm and cozy. You're used to half feral cats that rule the roost with vocal demands and pointy protrusions.

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Puddy tats...

That was Kreepy.

This is an excellent thread :)


I love kitty cats like crazy!!

Danke for all the pics :):)

That was GRIM!
I will sue Bruce for my future nightmares.

I AM future nightmares. Bwahahahahaha...

I've heard that.

It's twoo, it's twoo. ;)

This thread needs more of this ..... owl & kitty friends

That's so cute, kitty covering him self with his kill to keep warm, like it's a Tauntaun. :biggrinlo

They dined on mince and slices of quince.

In a beautiful pea-green boat!

Cats...

Cat Chow...

OK, I'm sorry I offended you sick fucking catoholics.

This will make it up to you.

She is ass out...

I miss walking through my house and finding Slick crashed out in some fantastic contortion or another.

I miss my kitteh.

:mecry:

Sorry bro. :(

The neighbors cat got run over last night. She was killed instantly, and was buried in the yard.

I tawt I taw a putty tat!.......... I did, I did, I did taw a putty tat.

That last one looks like Chloe.

Cool Cats.

I woke up the other morning because Diz had just jumped onto the bed.
I wanted to go back to sleep and pretend for a while.
Horrid, horrid, horrid. I have no idea who they are or what they're like but I feel for them.

I've yet to bury/ scatter Diz's ashes.
Most likely place will be on Arran. I left him alive a couple of times when I visited, thought about him, talked about him (to the Limeys, and a check-up call to Mum) and loved the Limeys' cats on his behalf. And I'm happy on Arran, even though he was never there.
He doesn't belong in my parents' garden - I still feel the wrench of not living with them too much.

I hope the can extract some DNA. See how their successors successed.

Damnit man, get a cat, better yet a kitten. I don't want to hear that bullshit about I couldn't replace Slick, or it would remind me of Slick, or blah blah blah. Slick will always be with you, in your heart forever, not gonna change that. Do you think parents of three kids only love the first one? Sure, another kitty will remind you of Slick when they do something similar, or do something in a different way. But you'll smile and remember slick with a warm and fuzzy feeling. Do it, godamnit, I'll just have to put up with a million pictures of your new love.http://cellar.org/2015/banghead.gif

He'd be most welcome. He could be in our garden with Maurice (and Maisie, and Merlin). Or he could be your Permanent Representative at the Standing Stones on Machrie moor. Or wherever you choose. xxx


Sent by thought transference

Not even close to being ready for another kitteh.

Horseshit, you'll never be ready, you'll just keep wallowing in whatever your justification is until you just fuckin' do it. I've seen this so many times with dogs and birds, and even a snake, as well as cats. Then invariably I hear, I don't know why I waited, I wish I'd done it sooner, wanna see pictures of my new _____? :p:

Not to mention with boyfriends/girlfriends. Nothing wrong with a rebound (cat) turning out to be true (feline) love...

20 years.

So...no.

This.

When Mum lost Dante, she was adamant that this time she wasn't getting another dog. She wasn't going through that heartbreak again. She just wasn't herself though. She had no intention of getting a dog on that visit to the Dog's Trust - the girls had pretty much dragged her there. She ended up with Nelle. She's much happier now.

This is one twisted kitty. I mean, look at the toeses!?

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Sigh, I guess you'll just have to shave your head and join a monastery. Maybe you can worm your way into one that makes brandy, or at least wine. :blush:

Unless there's a monkery somewheres that makes Crown Royal, and/or Wild Turkey, I guess I'll have to go Trappist, they make beer. I don't particularly care for wine and/or brandy.

Find the kitteh:

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More, but fairly small, pics

I see the cat in the pantry, but definitely not the junk yard.

Found junkyard cat, s/he is not a hoax and can be found

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9 oclock

After this he hid in the junkyard.

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Boy, I sure hope this meets The Academy of Cat Picture Arts and Sciences' definition of a cat picture.