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Gravdigr 10-24-2017 04:15 PM

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Glinda 10-24-2017 06:54 PM

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*squeeee*

Undertoad 11-04-2017 06:20 PM


Gravdigr 11-05-2017 12:04 PM

Okay.

:lol2::lol2::lol2:

Gravdigr 11-05-2017 12:12 PM

Reminds me of Eric.

Eric is a naughty bird.



And he doesn't like the scary fish.

xoxoxoBruce 11-07-2017 10:19 AM

Bird Buddy...

https://www.facebook.com/rogiane.rod...3936069404424/

Gravdigr 11-16-2017 04:04 PM

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Undertoad 11-16-2017 05:57 PM

That is a very British sign.



However, as a typography perfectionist, it really bothers me. The font is "Johnston" which is, basically, the London Underground font. But the kerning here is all wrong. The tailed lower-case l does not fit neatly in the words; there is too much gap (mind) between where the l stops and the next letter starts. Other letters have similar problems; in the word "Warning", there is too much space between the W and the a.

Also the vertical spacing between the "Level 5" headline and the text underneath it is too small. The "g" in Warning and the "f" in platform almost touch.

This sign was not created by a signage professional, and I question its legitimacy.

Flint 11-16-2017 06:53 PM

It's all typographically jacked.

Gravdigr 11-17-2017 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 998786)
...and I question its legitimacy.

Perhaps it's the work of a group of goose signage counterfeiters.

Bound to be some. Somewhere.

xoxoxoBruce 12-15-2017 08:11 AM

Want to watch penguins hatch, live on your screen?
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African Penguin Nest Cam
Conservation : Pittsburgh Area Live Nest Cams : African Penguin Nest Cam
Welcome to the nest! Streaming live from the National Aviary's Penguin Point, we are pleased to bring you the soon-to-be newest members of our African Penguin colony. Watch the penguin parents care for their eggs, and then their chicks, as they hatch and grow. The National Aviary's Penguin Nest Camera is provided by M&P Security Solutions.

xoxoxoBruce 12-20-2017 11:54 PM

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Bird poop on your Rolls? This will not stand!

glatt 12-21-2017 07:06 AM

I've seen that on buildings, but don't recall seeing that on trees. They should have painted them black, it wouldn't look so bad and nobody would notice them.

xoxoxoBruce 12-21-2017 11:10 AM

If they were black the birds wouldn't have early warning and might get the shit scared out of them at the last minute, which kind of defeats the purpose.;)

Carruthers 12-22-2017 04:09 AM

The story moves on...

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Thousands of people have signed a petition to remove anti-pigeon spikes placed on tree branches to stop birds pooing on cars.

They were put in trees on Pembroke Road, Clifton, by the management company of nearby Bartlett Court flats to protect residents' "expensive cars".

The move was criticised by wildlife experts and branded "idiotic".

The petition, signed by over 26,000 people, also calls for owners to find other methods to protect their cars.

Hillcrest Estate Management said it needed to protect vehicles at the "prestigious" development from roosting pigeons.

Bristol City Council said there is nothing it can do as the spikes are on private property.

The Care2 petition states: "The sense of entitlement these residents have shown by altering the ecosystem just to protect their Audis and BMWs is egregious.

"There are alternative solutions for protecting cars from bird droppings that don't involve domination over nature and wildlife."

A number of comments have also been left on the petition.

Daisy W wrote: "I live in Clifton and I am embarrassed and outraged by this. Who do some people think they are? This planet is the birds' too and the trees are their home."

The management company said it had tried a number of measures to deter the pigeons, including fake birds and noise deterrents, but had little success and installed the spikes in 2014.

In September, Stevenage Borough Council, in Hertfordshire, put spikes on a tree in the town centre to prevent "mess and disease".
Thousands oppose anti-pigeon spikes in Bristol trees

We had a similar brouhaha in a nearby town when a large flock of migratory starlings arrived in the area to take advantage of large crops of berries on the trees.
The inevitable fall out on cars caused one local resident, in high dudgeon, to demand that the trees the birds nested in should be chopped down.
It was winter, the flock would move on when the food ran out and the trees they nested in were in Germany and Poland.
Never let a few facts get in the way of righteous indignation. Or should that be self-righteous indignation?
I never know.

xoxoxoBruce 12-22-2017 07:26 AM

There's another story at your link.
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Twenty five tonnes of "festering pigeon faeces" have been removed from an 675-year-old ancient English monument.
From the IOtD on Passenger Pigeons.
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Let us now, kind reader, inspect their place of nightly rendezvous... The dung lay several inches deep, covering the whole extent of the roosting place, like a bed of snow... As the period of their arrival approached, their foes anxiously prepared to receive them. Some were furnished with iron pots containing sulphur, others with torches of pine knots, many with poles, and the rest with guns.. Suddenly there burst forth a general cry of “Here they come!” The noise which they made, though yet distant, reminded me of a hard gale at sea passing through the rigging of a close-reefed vessel. As the birds arrived and passed over me, I felt a current of air that surprised me. Thousands were soon knocked down by the pole men. The birds continued to pour in. The fires were lighted, and a magnificent as well as wonderful and almost terrifying sight presented itself. The pigeons, arriving by thousands, alighted everywhere, one above another, until solid masses as large as hogsheads were formed on the branches all round. Here and there the perches gave way under the weight with a crash and, falling to the ground, destroyed hundreds of the birds beneath, forcing down the dense groups with which every stick was loaded. It was a scene of uproar and confusion.
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Bristol City Council said there is nothing it can do as the spikes are on private property.
Sounds like they have the option of cutting the trees down.

We've upset the balance and knocked down their predators, now the flocks will grow like Topsy.

Carruthers 12-22-2017 07:36 AM

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Twenty five tonnes of "festering pigeon faeces" have been removed from an 675-year-old ancient English monument.
What a load of crap.

C'mon! Somebody had to say it. :p:

Carruthers 12-22-2017 08:58 AM

As I mentioned Starlings in post 135, I thought that it might be worth including this video showing the behaviour of a large flock of the species (a murmuration) prior to roosting for the night beneath Aberystwyth pier on the west coast of Wales.

The resident population of the bird has declined dramatically in recent years to the extent that it is now on the Red List of endangered species and winter numbers are boosted by flocks from Scandinavia and Central Europe.

The flight patterns they make are something of a spectacle. Worth a few minutes of your time.



There's more here:

Aberystwyth Starlings

xoxoxoBruce 12-22-2017 09:06 AM

A conga line of drunken feathered revelers. :haha:

xoxoxoBruce 02-02-2018 11:33 PM

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We must maintain the pecking order...

Gravdigr 02-13-2018 05:15 PM

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xoxoxoBruce 02-17-2018 11:48 PM

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I think this looks photoshopped...

sexobon 02-18-2018 12:56 AM

Snake didn't seem to think so.

ETA: I don't know if this helps - https://translate.google.com/transla...fe&prev=search

Gravdigr 02-19-2018 02:28 PM

Looks as 'shopped now, as it did then.

xoxoxoBruce 02-19-2018 02:29 PM

Awful crisp detail in the latest iteration. :eyebrow:

Gravdigr 02-19-2018 02:30 PM

Chuck Testa, mebbe?

xoxoxoBruce 02-28-2018 07:53 AM

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Yellow Cardinal in Alabama...

Gravdigr 02-28-2018 12:23 PM

A yell-whutnow?

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I've been to two world's fairs, and three goat-fuckings, and I ain't never seen no shit like that.
~Somebody

Kinda blew m'mind a little bit.

xoxoxoBruce 02-28-2018 08:31 PM

Rare, one in a million genetic distortion.

xoxoxoBruce 03-09-2018 09:59 PM

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My experience with turkeys as a lad, makes me doubt this is real.

Gravdigr 03-10-2018 02:45 PM

He's choking both of his turkeys at once...

...when I was that age I was barely choking my chicken.

Gravdigr 06-12-2018 04:16 PM

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From a not-so-recent Photo Safari, a boid:

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It's the woid, y'know...:cool:

fargon 06-12-2018 04:21 PM


Gravdigr 06-12-2018 04:22 PM

:D

Gravdigr 06-15-2018 01:48 PM

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A bloo boid:

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Through a filthy triple-pane window.

Clodfobble 06-15-2018 04:02 PM

Pretty!

Carruthers 06-18-2018 05:14 AM

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A racing pigeon arrived in our back garden last Thursday and has been more or less resident ever since.
Given his role in life he's rather more athletic looking than the Wood Pigeons that shuffle around the place.
The Woody is a bird so corpulent that it is astonishing how it ever manages to leave the ground.
It probably has a wake turbulence category similar to an A380.

The new arrival has two coloured rings on each leg which should provide ownership details.
I took a couple of photos a few minutes ago in the hope that I could glean some information but he thoughtfully decided that it was time to rest one leg.
Seconds later he put it down and took off.

Anyway, FWIW...

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Given that he's been resting here for five days I suspect that his racing career is over. Not much gets past me.
Even if I could catch the bird with the prospect of reuniting him with his owner, I don't think I would.
Prospects are bleak for pigeons in such cases.

xoxoxoBruce 06-29-2018 10:14 PM

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Coming at ya Bro...

Gravdigr 06-30-2018 02:36 PM

When I saw the thread title, I remembered this:

I found a birdy in the snow
He'd broke his wing and could not go
I kept him warm and fed him bread
And then I stomped his little head

xoxoxoBruce 07-02-2018 11:45 PM

Mantis takes a hummingbird...


xoxoxoBruce 10-23-2018 09:51 PM

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Who knew the Secretary Bird has lashes to die for?

Gravdigr 10-24-2018 02:43 PM

But does she take dictation?

Diaphone Jim 10-24-2018 07:12 PM

Her shorthand looks like chicken scratches.

Gravdigr 10-25-2018 11:47 PM

Bravo.

xoxoxoBruce 11-01-2018 10:44 PM

The Tailor Bird is amazing...


BigV 11-03-2018 02:37 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present, the Funky American Woodcock!





Bonus point to the dwellar that can identify the soundtrack.

xoxoxoBruce 11-03-2018 07:07 PM

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Found in Costa Rica...

Gravdigr 11-05-2018 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 1018097)
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present, the Funky American Woodcock!





Bonus point to the dwellar that can identify the soundtrack.

:lol2::devil:Thank you so very much for that video.

That soundtrack sounded familiar. It makes me think of Primus' Mr. Oysterhead, but I know it's prolly not.

Gravdigr 11-05-2018 04:07 PM

Are the lyrics to that song, or some of them, sung through a fuzz box? It's familiar, but, I just can't place it.

Wild Stab: Is it Parliament/Funkadelic?

Gravdigr 11-05-2018 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1018123)
Found in Costa Rica...

Did the bird nest in an old wasp nest?

xoxoxoBruce 11-05-2018 04:55 PM

Yes, punched a hole in the side and built a nest. I would presume the wasps had left first.

xoxoxoBruce 11-05-2018 11:35 PM

Want to ride on an eagle?

BigV 11-07-2018 08:46 PM

that was cool

those cliffs look crumbly

not many bunnies or little critters suitable for eagle snacks in that area

BigV 11-07-2018 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1018241)
Are the lyrics to that song, or some of them, sung through a fuzz box? It's familiar, but, I just can't place it.

Wild Stab: Is it Parliament/Funkadelic?

1 -- you're welcome, I love that video

2 -- I don't know, that's why I asked. I even put my pet google assistant on the job "Ok Google, what's this song".... "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that"


grrrrrrrrr

BigV 11-07-2018 08:52 PM

Birds? How about a Wall of Birds?

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At the Cornell Lab of Ornithology there is an epic mural called simply The Wall of Birds. It's 100 feet wide and 40 feet tall, and it's the only mural in the world representing all 243 families of modern birds, along with depictions of their evolution over their 375-million-year history. And you don't have to go to Cornell to see it — the mural's birds are now available in book form.

The artist who created this masterwork is Jane Kim — and it's such a masterwork that she's been nicknamed "Michaelangela." She says all the birds are life size, "so there's anything from an eight foot ostrich to a five foot cassowary to the tiniest spatuletail hummingbird." There are also extinct species, representing the evolutionary history of birds.

xoxoxoBruce 11-07-2018 08:56 PM

What the fuck, they don't show a picture of the fucking wall? :eyebrow:

Gravdigr 11-08-2018 01:56 PM

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I'm betting ya saw that though...





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I'm not sure it's finished:

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